
Surprising No One, George Santos Is a Disney Adult
The Congressman's alleged karaoke habits prove it

The Senate Has Sided With the Swifties
Government of the Swifties, by the Swifties, for the Swifties

George Santos: I Was NOT a Drag Queen, Okurr?
The embattled Congressman faces new allegations of looking busted as hell in Brazil

That One Guy We All Love Should Play George Santos
Nelson Franklin deserves to be a streaming star

Meet Rep. George Santos’s Non-Fictional Staff
Congrats to these three rockstars

Politico Parts Ways With Reporter After Accurate Tweet About the Dead Pope
Eric Geller tweeted that Pope Benedict XVI was a “homophobic pedophile protector” and “Hitler Youth alumnus”

Homophobia or Antisemitism? Nobody Will Sit Beside Rep. George Santos
The embattled liar attended Congress's first session

Divorce Watch: Jair and Michelle Bolsonaro
The recently ousted president bought a one-way ticket to divorced guy mecca, Florida

The Year in Eric Adams
Remember all this stuff he said and did

Kyrsten Sinema Is Right (Not About Politics) (Or How to Dress)
Her leaked staffing document is actually pretty reasonable

Intelligence Community Summons Marxist Violet Affleck to White House "State Dinner"
Tread carefully, comrade

Vladimir Putined His Pants
An unconfirmed report states that the Russian autocrat pooped himself on impact after falling down the stairs

Teigen Tales: Chrissy Teigen Flexes Above Average Social Skills at State Dinner
The Democratic party just can’t quit her

Kamala Harris Is Gawker's Funniest Woman of the Year
She's laughing, we're laughing, everyone's laughing

British Egg Terrorist Banned From Carrying Eggs in a Public Place
Authorities have cracked down on the climate activist who missed Charles and Camilla

Hurricane Threatens to Crash Tiffany Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Wedding
Ummm RUDE?
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