Lots of Men Talking About How They'd Help Their Brother Cover Up Sex Crimes

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NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 26: Governor of New York Andrew Cuomo and Chris Cuomo attend a screening of "RX...
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As more evidence emerges that CNN anchor Chris Cuomo used his media influence and sympathetic industry contacts to cover up for his brother, former New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo, and his sex crimes, lots of men are for some reason publicly entertaining the hypothetical: would they help their brothers cover up sex crimes?

Let’s look at some of them.

Substacker Matt Yglesias:

Former New York Times reporter Clyde Haberman:

Fox News anchor Tucker Carlson:

Political consultant and former MSNBC employee Jimmy Williams:

Look at this torso and hear him out:

Cuomo political strategist Lis Smith (honorary “one of the guys”) (in that she did help cover up the alleged sex crimes):

Comedian Dave Smith, who seems to be a libertarian, and also serious:

This guy who seems passionate:

Who can’t relate? As more brothers show their asses, we’ll update this post.