Space is so hot right now, but not in the way Earth is, oh and also not in the way these guys are. But, just — we’re talking about it, you’re talking about it, Jeff Bezos sort of went there, this kid went there with him (and jerked off?), a blob (la goutte) went there most recently. And now we can formally reveal — based on a story from the AP — that there’s pizza there, too, with the blob.
Here’s a video of pizza and the blob, plus some cheese, apples, kiwis, and a material simulating moon dust, being delivered to the seven astronauts aboard the International Space Station, featuring an ASMR soundtrack:
The shipment weighs 8,200 pounds. You’re probably wondering: Is the pizza fully assembled? No, it’s a pizza kit. The astronauts have to make the pizza themselves. This isn’t Pizza Hut; it’s space, and also the Pizza Hut location near where I lived as a child didn’t deliver, which you have to imagine must have in part led to its eventual closure.
Don’t you wish you were an astronaut having a pizza party in space with a blob? Wow, that would be very fun! (I don’t; I don’t ever want to go to space and I don’t even really like pizza very much, but I’m trying to project what I imagine is a more common point of view in order to connect with a larger audience.)