Pro-Vax Sheep and Goats Form Outline of Giant Syringe

Cute animals against COVID

dpatop - 03 January 2022, Lower Saxony, Schneverdingen: Sheep and goats form an oversized syringe. P...
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A herd of 700 presumably pro-vax sheep and goats formed the shape of a 330-foot syringe in a German field on Monday in an attempt to encourage people to get vaccinated against COVID-19.

Shepherdess Wiebke Schmidt-Kochan reportedly spent several days practicing with her sheep and goats before the big event in the city of Schneverdingen, per the Associated Press. This is how it went:

Pieces of bread were arranged in the shape of a syringe:

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The animals, once released into the field, made their way over to the bread like members of the intellectual dark web descending on a Joe Rogan live show:

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Public health ruminant icons:

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Voilà, a perfect giant syringe formed of quivering masses of live beasts:

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Here’s another angle:

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Compare that to a real syringe:

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Now that’s a likeness.

You may be wondering: How does a pictogram of a syringe made of sheeps and goats encourage vaccination?

Someone named Hanspeter Etzold, who organized the campaign, reasoned that “sheeps are such likeable animals — maybe they can get the message over better.”

At this point, sure. Why not?

Not the actual sheep/goats in the field. Photo: Shutterstock