Welcome to the World’s Biggest Loser Convention

So there Greg is “hanging” with his pal CHRISSY TEIGEN. Sure, they “have their differences” over POLITICS and little pants. But they’ve “agreed to disagree” — in the meantime sometimes agreeing about collabing with VOGUE!!!

Everyone should FORGIVE @chrissyteigen. She apologized! Stop busting her CRACKERS about the “suicide tweets.” There is NOTHING evil beaming out like X-rays from her gorgeous PEEPERS, as she mulls her future tell-all on “Greg Kelly Reports.”

The truth is she is just chilling with a sweet guy, nobly bonding over redemption and daytime TV. “AND,” Greg tweeted, “I STILL WATCH THE ELLEN SHOW.”