Elon Musk Already Blowing Up Twitter

With bad tweets

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS APRIL 25:  In this photo illustration,  The Twitter profile of Elon Musk with more...
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There are certain days on Twitter when abstaining is the best option. These happen too frequently to list in full, but some quick examples: the day Joan Didion died; the anniversary of Jan. 6; every time the Atlantic publishes an essay on cancel culture; every time a canceled person secures some kind of career boost in spite of their supposed cancellation; most global events involving Elon Musk; today.

See you tomorrow.