
Consumerism Reports: The $17.99 Claw Game for My Little Pills
Taking psychiatric meds doesn’t have to be a chore

Consumerism Reports: My $199 Orb
Will it heal me?

Consumerism Reports: The $22.95 Meat Thermometer That Feels for the Chicken
Santorio Santorio would be proud

Consumerism Reports: $15.99 Worth of Canned Air
Huff, huff, pass

Consumerism Reports: $44 Coffee Pods Save America
Cometeer's frozen coffee capsules taste just like coffee

Consumerism Reports: With the $6.99 Tomato Timer, It's Always Tomato Time
The Pomodoro Technique is what you make of it

Consumerism Reports: The $129.99 Barf-Preventing Bracelet
It's shockingly effective

Consumerism Reports: The $399 Face Vibrator That's Fun for the Whole Family
Try it around the dinner table!

Consumerism Reports: The $65 Birkenstock Cork Juice for the Face
The Germans look upward

Consumerism Reports: The $13 Coffee Syrup That Made Me a Genius
I'm legit hyper right now