Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Going on Sex Vacation to NYC

Autumn in New York — it's the season for making love

LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 07: Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex and Meghan, Duchess of Sussex depart Cana...
Chris Jackson/Chris Jackson Collection/Getty Images
No Kids Allowed

There is no place more romantic than New York City in autumn. Nora Ephron understood this, and apparently so do Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, who are looking forward to the city’s “romantic fall” on their upcoming visit.

The couple will be in town to appear at Global Citizen Live festival this weekend, where they will be speaking about the necessity of vaccine equality around the world. That probably won’t take that long, so they must have lots of other things on their itinerary.

Notably, the Duke and Duchess will not be bringing their children, Archie and Lilibet, on the trip. I assume the lack of kiddos on this little vacation means that Harry and Meghan will be having a lot of sex in addition to getting frozen hot chocolate at Serendipity 3 and strolling down the Central Park Mall.

According to every sitcom about a dumpy man and his hot bitchy wife, having sex once you have children is a whole ordeal, so I’m happy Harry and Meghan are taking some time for themselves in the greatest city in the world.

If they end up with some extra time on their hands, there is so much to do in the city right now. The Met has their exhibit on American fashion, Hamilton is back on Broadway, and people are really digging that breakfast burrito place in Crown Heights. All of those would be great dates for the parents/podcasters in case they want to do something else other than bang each other’s brains out in the presidential suite at The Carlyle.