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Kennedy Tries Hiding Rejection Behind Ill Uncle

Ryan Tate · 01/21/09 09:13PM

Caroline Kennedy has been telling people she pulled out of senate contention due to uncle Ted's deteriorating health. But that was apparently after she learned she wouldn't get the gig anyway.

Britney Spears In $14 Million Book Deal?

Ryan Tate · 01/21/09 09:47AM

Britney Spears will somehow seduce a publisher into paying millions for three books from her; Lindsay Lohan wants to re-seduce Gotham via magazine spread and Dan Abrams keeps seducing actresses.

Stairway to History

Gabriel Snyder · 01/20/09 06:34PM

[Barack Obama arrives to his inauguration at the Capitol; via Getty]

Ted Kennedy Collapses at Obama Luncheon

Pareene · 01/20/09 02:53PM

Medical emergency at the luncheon. Looks like Senator Ted Kennedy suffered a seizure or "convulsion" of some kind and was wheeled out. Obama is speaking: his prayers are with Ted's family. Yeesh.

Paris Hilton's MySpace Man, New Sex Tape

Ryan Tate · 01/20/09 08:08AM

Paris Hilton made out with the CEO of MySpace, everywhere, and maybe made another sex tape. Tom Cruise has wanted to kill since he was a child.

Anna Wintour Rival's Racial Stumble

Ryan Tate · 01/20/09 05:51AM

Last year it looked like the baby Vogue editors outshined the top dog. Now it seems those stars are dimming, most recently with an absurd quote from atop Vogue Italia.

Times Takes Subprime Mexican Loan

Ryan Tate · 01/20/09 03:01AM

The Times just borrowed $250 million from Mexican billionaire Carlos Slim, as anticipated. The interest rate? 14 percent. I pay less on my credit cards. Even more sad?

Does the Obama Cutout Have White Hands?

Richard Lawson · 01/19/09 03:57PM

The ubiquitous cutout of Barack Obama that's popped up in so many photos recently has suspiciously light-skinned mitts. At least, some people think so. Plus, those aren't his glasses. What is this conspiracy?

Jet-Crash Tapes Show Instant Disaster, Calm Crew

Ryan Tate · 01/19/09 01:48AM

Cockpit recorders on US Airways Flight 1549 indicate both engines failed at 3,200 feet, soon after takeoff, federal officials said. The crew was reportedly very collected, including the flight attendants, now official heroes.