Today we all sifted through the Osama bin Laden death news and wondered many things. Is it OK to be happy about a human being dying? One commenter said that it's not really about that.

A new study commissioned by British Prime Minister David Cameron to protect children from seeing inappropriate images on television will suggest that no gay kisses be shown on television before the 9pm "watershed." But where will our young ones get their same-sex snogging?

As the nation awoke to news that Osama bin Laden had finally faced justice, grateful Americans streamed to the Dallas home of former president George W. Bush to say: "Thanks, Mr. President, for killing Osama bin Laden."

In the wake of any gigantic news story, like the death of Osama bin Laden, there are a million other little news stories that don't get nearly enough attention, starve to death, and then wash up on shore with all the other forgotten driftwood. Here are some that got screwed today.

In your ardent Monday media column: accountability comes to punditry, PR replaces journalism, the NYT's front page quick change artistry, longer newscasts tonight, and everybody loves People.com.

Amid all the ululation and praise for great men in the wake of Osama bin Laden's assassination, a few killjoys have emerged to shame us for celebrating a man's death. We are not barbarians!

Last night as news of Osama bin Laden's death was announced to the nation, crowds in New York and D.C. rushed to Ground Zero and the White House to celebrate. Here are some photos of the revelry.

Ding dong Bin Laden's gone, and I know what you're thinking: What does Paris Hilton have to say? And why did The Rock know about Bin Laden's death before everyone else did? Monday gossip has questions.

Italian wax figure Silvio Berlusconi was in court today facing allegations of tax fraud — he had the day off from the other trial for allegedly playing "bunga bunga" with child prostitutes — when he invoked the death of Osama bin Laden as a reason to let him off the hook: "There is something which is not going in the right direction for a democracy to have government leaders humiliated by having to spend hours in court while these important international events are taking place."

Liberty County Sheriff's deputies yesterday raided a cockfighting operation in Dayton, Texas, after receiving an anonymous tip and when they arrived they found a children's party going on, with a waterslide and picnic table. The party scene, from MyFoxHouston:

Are you ready for round two of Royal Wedding Pandemonium: The Honeymoon? The Daily Mail breathlessly reports (read: likely fabricated) that it knows where the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge will spend their honeymoon, while even Kate herself doesn't know. Hint: It's an island in the Seychelles!

Police love to tout Tasers as "non-lethal" weapons. Oh, but sometimes they are lethal. Like early yesterday morning in Waterbury, Connecticut, when police arrested a man on a public disturbance call:

Donald Trump recently said that he has "a great relationship with the blacks." Yesterday, CNN's Don Lemon asked Trump about his word choice, to which Trump responded in typical racist-white-man-on-the-defensive fashion:

Today we heard about a profanity-laden tirade issued by our future president, Donald Trump. Man this guy is always flapping that orange mouth of his. What he needs is a simple credo, a short one-sentence motto or philosophy to sum himself up so he can stop talking so much. Luckily one commenter provided that for us.

It seems that the sequel to The Hangover features a gag about Ed Helms' character getting a tattoo like Mike Tyson's. One thing the Warner Bros. legal team probably didn't anticipate: A copyright lawsuit from the "visual artist" who drew the original tattoo.

"It ends up being the greatest thing that ever happened to me, because what it ends up doing is accelerating sort of my alcohol stuff to where I finally get sober." —Rob Lowe on The Oprah Winfrey Show.

Fox News chief Roger Ailes and his wife Elizabeth must get spooked a lot in their weekend home in rural Putnam Valley, N.Y., because they call 911 a lot. During one 30-day period last summer, police cars were dispatched to their address six times.

Last year, The New Yorker's Jane Mayer wrote a long story on what a bunch of shits (paraphrasing) the conservative cartoonish evil billionaire Koch Brothers are. This led to much protesting from the Kochs' paid minions, and a months-long campaign to try to smear Mayer in the press.

January Jones is expecting, but won't say who the father is. Kristen Stewart wants to puke blood. Paris Hilton's attacker thought he was going to marry her, and will now go to jail. Friday gossip is a royal-wedding-free zone.

Are you sick of hearing about reality TV shock jock Donald Trump? Same here! But you've gotta like a little pointless swearing, and that's exactly what Trump did last night when his cross country shit show landed in Las Vegas, fresh off his triumph over Barack Obama. Speaking to about 1,000 Republicans, he waded deep into American foreign policy issues.