[Yes, people, this was Florida today. Temperatures in the 30s didn't keep this dude from surfing or posing for some South Beach snow bunnies. Image via Getty]

The audience at First Baptist Church in West Palm Beach, Florida, were watching their Christmas spectacular, when a camel fell on several pews full of people. The animal will probably be put down for fighting the War on Christmas.

After intense wrangling, Florida Gov. Charlie Crist yesterday grabbed enough support from the state's Clemency Board to posthumously pardon The Doors' Jim Morrison for allegedly whipping out his "magnificent member" during a 1969 Miami concert/riot. Justice has been served.

Just last week, a man was found murdered inside his condo in the creepy Disney town, Celebration, Florida. Then early this morning, after shooting at deputies and barricading himself inside his Disney condo, 52-year-old Craig Foushee killed himself. Damn.

You'll always remember your first. Celebration, FL, the creepy town built by Disney in the '90s, has long been a place of eerie, forced quaintness. Well, no longer. They've had their first-ever homicide, just in time for the holidays.

Flo Rida must be having a really hard time competing with Kanye West and Eminem's new albums, if he is willing to give out his number to millions of strangers. Take sympathy on him, and send him a text!

Last week a cute, furry little otter went on a people-biting rampage, attacking three West Boca Raton, Florida residents. Some people are worried it may have rabies. And one teenager caught an attack on video. Watch!

On Friday, Elizabeth Crull was arrested for DUI after crashing her car into a school bus in Orlando, Florida. Moments after the crash, Crull gave an... enlightening (read: still drunk) interview to a local news crew. Watch—and laugh—inside.

Nations Trucks in Sanford, Florida has come up with a clever promotional deal to sell used trucks: With every purchase comes a free AK-47 assault rifle! Says manager Nick Ginetta, "My buyer is absolutely a gun owner, no question." Great.

Florida Gov. Charlie Crist, who will be unemployed in two months, may pardon the late Doors frontman Jim Morrison over a famous 1969 indecent exposure charge. (He drunkenly waved his penis around, allegedly.) Finally, hippies have something to cheer for.

A cosmetic surgeon in Florida (where else?) is now injecting people's blood into their faces to keep them looking beautiful and wrinkle-free. And you can go out during daylight hours too!

Bill Clinton is some kind of backroom operative for the Democrats, it seems, following the overnight revelation that he asked Democratic Florida senatorial candidate Kendrick Meek to drop out and support independent Charlie Crist. Why didn't Meek listen?

19-year-old Jennifer Mee, who in 2007 was made famous for hiccuping 50 times a minute for five weeks straight, has been charged with first degree murder in Florida. Mee and two other girls allegedly killed someone during a botched robbery.

Florida's attorney general says he will not appeal a court decision striking down the state's gay adoption ban. It's gone for good!

An eight-year-old Florida boy donated his turtle, Tomalina, to an aquarium. While he was there, an alligator ate it. The boy screamed "Oh no alligator, let it go," while it crunched on the shell. He'll never donate to charity again.

[A boy has glitter applied to his face before marching in the Miami Broward One Carnival in Miami Gardens, FL. Image via AP.]

Comedian Larry the Cable Guy is selling his house! You see, Larry (née Dan Whitney) isn't actually a funny cable guy who lives in a mobile home. In reality, he is a wealthy entertainer with horrible taste. Want to see?

[There's a tropical storm approaching Florida (above), a heat wave broiling L.A., and a tornado warning in effect for parts of the Northeast. Someone call Al Gore, because the weather apocalypse is happening right now. More pics inside. Image: Getty]

Jeramie Trespalacios is a Florida man who dresses up as Elmo for a living. Recently, when Trespalacios visited a store after work—still in costume—he was assaulted by an angry man. Inside, watch an unintentionally hilarious local news report/reenactment.

Crazy-talking Florida Rep. Alan Grayson made some waves with his ad against opponent "Taliban Dan" Webster, a Christian fundamentalist who appeared to say his wife "should submit to me." Small problem? But "Taliban Dan" actually said... the opposite of this.