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Department of Homeland Security Totally Disses 'Anonymous'
Adrian Chen · 08/04/11 12:50PMTo Catch a Predator Host Allegedly Cheated on His Mistress With a Stripper
Maureen O'Connor · 08/04/11 12:16PMMayor's City Sued for Contracts He Signed While Drunk
Jim Newell · 08/04/11 11:58AM
Hats off to Sunland Park, New Mexico Mayor Martin Resendiz, for making the useless invalids in Washington look vaguely — vaguely — competent in comparison! Because it turns out that Mayor Resendiz only signed those nine contracts with the company that is now suing his city for seven figures because he was really, really drunk.
Donny Deutsch Boldly Defends 'Sugar Babies'
Maureen O'Connor · 08/04/11 11:54AMMitt Romney Has the Creepiest Secret Rich People Donors
Jim Newell · 08/04/11 11:31AM
Here's just the latest sign that our campaign finance laws are healthy in every way the Founding Fathers could have imagined: A secret company that no one knows anything about has given Mitt Romney's SuperPAC $1 million and quickly dissolved into nothingness. The folks behind this fly-by-night operation are probably relaxing on a beach in Mexico by now! Oh man.
Scrubs Creator Doesn't Like It When People Are Mean to Zach Braff
Richard Lawson · 08/04/11 11:14AM
Droopy renaissance man Zach Braff wrote a new play called All New People that's currently running off-Broadway, and New York Magazine's theater critic Scott Brown really did not like it. His review was scathing, but hilariously so! Everyone loved it! Well, almost everyone. Braff's friend, Scrubs and Cougar Town guru Bill Lawrence, is not happy about it at all.
Stocks Plummet: Fear Is Back
Hamilton Nolan · 08/04/11 11:08AM
The day's not even halfway over, and the Dow Jones Industrial Average has already dropped more than 300 fucking points, close to 3% of its value. The Nasdaq is down more than 3% as well. What's the problem? Fear of a looming double-dip recession. (What's "looming" is the second dip.) Haha, have you been missing 2009? Perhaps we'll get to live it all over again!
Is America's Love Affair With Wal-Mart Over?
Hamilton Nolan · 08/04/11 10:57AMGeorge Clooney's Female Wrestler Lover Could Totally Beat You Up
Maureen O'Connor · 08/04/11 10:43AMThe Darkest Hour: Invisible Aliens
Richard Lawson · 08/04/11 10:33AMHere's a trailer for The Darkest Hour, a Russia-set thriller about an alien invasion. Ho hum, more aliens, right? Wrong! These are a different kind of alien, in that we can't see them.
Which Actress Has a Transgender Fetish?
Brian Moylan · 08/04/11 09:21AMBrazilian Lawmakers Fight for Straights' Rights
Jeff Neumann · 08/04/11 07:35AMIllicit Milk Kingpin Arrested on Conspiracy Charges
Jeff Neumann · 08/04/11 05:33AM
Federal agents are once again busy cleaning up the streets of Venice, California. No, they're not taking out sophisticated cocaine smuggling operations or prostitution rings. They're dismantling an underground syndicate of raw milk pushers and connoisseurs that operate under a front called Rawesome Foods.
Riotous Ravers Blamed for Rave Movie Cancellations
Jeff Neumann · 08/04/11 04:25AMWhat's worse than going to a rave? Watching a rave in a movie theater, that's what. But even if you felt like spending your Thursday evening in a theater watching people on drugs dance around, it's no longer an option for many. The repercussions from last week's riot in Los Angeles that shut down the premiere of the Electric Daisy Carnival Experience are being felt across the country now, after theaters cancelled more than 500 one-night-only screenings of the film.
Tour Will and Jada's Clay Pleasure Palace
Seth Abramovitch · 08/04/11 02:51AMDrunk Driver Douses Self in Human Poop to Throw Cops Off His Scent
Seth Abramovitch · 08/04/11 02:14AM
After he plowed his Jeep into a condo's garage by mistakenly flooring it in reverse, Gordon Flavia, a 57-year-old man from Longview, Washington, found that he'd driven clear into a makeshift bathroom containing a portable toilet. He then "doused himself with a bucket of liquid human waste" and hid inside the Porta Potty. Police found him there, soaking wet.
Watch David Letterman Make Emma Stone Squirm on the Late Show
Matt Cherette · 08/04/11 01:44AM"It" girl of the moment Emma Stone stopped by the Late Show tonight to chat with David Letterman and promote her upcoming film, The Help. While we're sure Letterman had only the best of intentions, we couldn't help but feel creeped out by his fixation on Stone's voice, eyes and hair. And if the above video is any indication, she seemed a bit uncomfortable, as well. Easy, Dave!