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Fake Trend: People Are Ruder These Days

Hamilton Nolan · 08/09/11 10:44AM

Doesn't it seem like people are rude these days? It's totally not your imagination. Nor is it a simple garden-variety example of the human tendency to fallaciously generalize our own mundane experiences out onto the world at large. Not at all. It's a completely true trend, according to an official-sounding survey thing!

Which Actress Has Become a Craigslist Hooker?

Brian Moylan · 08/09/11 10:01AM

This actress is selling herself online to pay for her drug habit. This actress is servicing her famous boyfriend in public. And this actress might take drugs to fit into her wedding dress. No matter which stage of the relationship they're at, all these actresses are doomed.

Blackberry Hacked for Cooperating with London Police

Adrian Chen · 08/09/11 09:52AM

The London riots are being blamed in part on the encrypted Blackberry Messenger service British youth are using to communicate. Blackberry manufacturer RIM has pledged to cooperate with the police. Now hackers have hit back, and are threatening to release sensitive information if RIM gives up rioters' Blackberry info.

Stephen Colbert Really Wants to Get Rick Perry Elected President

Matt Cherette · 08/09/11 02:58AM

The Ames Straw Poll this Saturday will gauge what Iowa Republicans think of the field of GOP presidential candidates, but there's a twist planned this year! For the first time, organizers are allowing write-in votes for as-of-yet undeclared candidates, like hard-praying Texas Gov. Rick Perry. This won't change the fact the poll is a pretty meaningless exercise. Unless, that is, Perry megafan Stephen Colbert and his freshly funded Super PAC have anything to do with it, as he explained on tonight's Report.

Diana Nyad Ends Cuba-to-Florida Swim

Seth Abramovitch · 08/09/11 02:49AM

61-year-old marathon swimmer Diana Nyad cut short her second attempt to swim from Cuba to the Florida Keys about halfway through her planned, 103-mile journey. Her official Twitter feed tells the story:

Pastor Coated Minors in Honey, Taped Them Washing It Off

Seth Abramovitch · 08/09/11 02:05AM

In 2007, a 26-year-old Texas youth pastor named Thomas Jason Fortenberry organized a reality show-style activity for four, hand-selected young parishioners. All were minors, and girls. The game, as he'd devised it, was inspired by Fear Factor and involved drizzling large amounts of honey on them, after which they were instructed to "take a shower and wash the honey" off. No red flags there!

The Office's Opening Credits, Redone Dallas-Style

Matt Cherette · 08/09/11 01:58AM

You've probably never lost any sleep wondering what would happen if someone created a title sequence for The Office in the same style as the opening credits of '80s mainstay Dallas. But someone did it, anyway, and it's pretty awesome. [via NYM]

Watch Barney Frank Fart on Live TV

Matt Cherette · 08/09/11 12:04AM

Since our economy is going to hell in a handbasket, why not distract yourself from the economic doom that is now upon us with this clip of Rep. Barney Frank letting out what sounded like a giant fart tonight while chatting with Rachel Maddow on MSNBC? As you'll see, his hips most definitely don't lie.

Arizona Man Accidentally Shoots His Penis Off

Seth Abramovitch · 08/08/11 09:40PM

A Phoenix man accidentally blew his dick off in a supermarket parking lot, after he tucked his girlfriend's "pink pistol in the waistband of his pants." According to a stone-faced police officer on the scene in this ABC15 report, the gun then accidentally discharged, sending a bullet directly through his penis and through his left leg.

Texas Beauty Queen Arrested For Shoplifting

Seth Abramovitch · 08/08/11 09:06PM

This weekend brought a dark chapter to the Miss El Paso USA history books, as 21-year-old Lorena Tavera — who, as Miss El Paso USA 2008, was just five heartbeats away from the Miss Texas USA crown — was arrested on Friday for shoplifting a $69 blouse from a Dillard's department store.

Little League Game Devolves Into 50-Parent Rumble

Seth Abramovitch · 08/08/11 08:13PM

Four separate law enforcement agencies were called to a Maryland Little League game on Tuesday night after as many as 50 parents and league officials got into a violent melee.

The Nerve Center of the World's Biggest Cyber Attack

Adrian Chen · 08/08/11 06:06PM

See that screenshot above? That's the nerve center for Operation Shady Rat, the newly notorious cyber attack possibly set up by some government-sponsored Chinese hackers. I just spent the last 30 minutes exploring it and managed not to get cyber-annihilated. No big deal. (Seriously, it wasn't.)