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Tina Fey Gives Birth to Second Child, Penelope Athena
Max Read · 08/13/11 11:01AMCNN Anchor Claims Marcus Bachmann Pushed Him
Lauri Apple · 08/13/11 10:22AMFlorida's Worst Lawyer Challenges Girlfriend to Nude Sword Duel
Max Read · 08/13/11 09:48AMThe Horror of Homeowners' Associations
Lauri Apple · 08/13/11 09:45AMWhy Does Herman Cain Keep Quoting Donna Summer's Pokémon Song?
Max Read · 08/13/11 08:36AMRepublican presidential candidate and pizza magnate Herman Cain cited the inspiring words of a "poet" during his closing statement to Thursday night's presidential debate:
What's Opening in Theaters This Weekend
Richard Lawson · 08/12/11 06:15PMAspiring Screenwriter's Screenplay Literally Blows Up
Adrian Chen · 08/12/11 04:54PMVampire Bat Rabies Is Here
Hamilton Nolan · 08/12/11 04:17PMThis Week in Commenter Executions: 'All of Them'
Brian Moylan · 08/12/11 04:01PMSan Francisco Cops Jam Cell Phones to Prevent Protest
Adrian Chen · 08/12/11 03:37PMThe S&P Downgrade Was Basically Michele Bachmann's Fault
Jim Newell · 08/12/11 03:19PM
Forget her husband's ex-gay therapy clinics, her cutesy gaffes about John Wayne Gacy, and all the other nutty little stories about Michele Bachmann. You only need one reason to determine that Michele Bachmann's campaign is a sick joke: The way she brags about how she would never raise the debt ceiling, and her claim that S&P only downgraded U.S. debt because the debt ceiling was eventually raised.
Britney Spears Wraps Her Legs Around Pauly D's Neck
Maureen O'Connor · 08/12/11 03:13PMIn this video, a polyester lingerie-clad Britney Spears wraps a hot pink boa, then her legs, around the neck of a grinning and handcuffed Pauly D from Jersey Shore. See the pop star work out various childhood traumas on the strange, shellacked gremlin. Listen to screaming female youths replicating the sound your stovetop tea kettle makes when it boils.
Brooklyn Looks Even Cooler When It's in Super Slow Motion
Brian Moylan · 08/12/11 03:02PMLaw & Order: SVU Announces Dominique Strauss-Kahn Episode
Maureen O'Connor · 08/12/11 02:23PMIs Matthew Weiner's Greed Ruining AMC?
Richard Lawson · 08/12/11 01:51PMThe Worst Part of Last Night's Awful Republican Debate
Jim Newell · 08/12/11 01:36PMThere were too many terrible parts of last night's Republican debate in Iowa. For example: Any time Tim Pawlenty did anything. But the worst, and definitely most dangerous, was when all eight contenders joined forces to be terrible together and promise to never raise taxes one cent, even if it came in a deal that gave them everything they wanted.
There Are 5 Fast Food Places for Every Grocery Store in America
Maureen O'Connor · 08/12/11 01:18PM
According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, 23 million Americans live in "food deserts," low-income areas without "ready access" to grocery stores. This, however, is not why Americans are so fat, according to a University of North Carolina study of long-term eating habits and summarized in The Week:
Jersey Shore: International Affairs
Brian Moylan · 08/12/11 12:41PMAnti-Gay Republican Cruised Craigslist for Male Prostitute
Jim Newell · 08/12/11 11:48AM
Indiana State Rep. Phillip "Phil" Hinkle, a Republican who recently voted for a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage, had quite a Saturday evening this past weekend in the company of an 18-year-old young man named "Kameryn," to whom Hinkle allegedly showed his penis and then "grabbed in the rear." Isn't life wonderful?