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What's Opening in Theaters This Weekend

Richard Lawson · 08/19/11 06:10PM

We have only three summer weekends left, so the last few dregs of summer movies are lurching out of the shadows to entertain you. Today we have a wistful British romance, a scary American vampire, and a far-eastern war.

Chinese Leaders Don't Really 'Get' Joe Biden's Jokes

Jim Newell · 08/19/11 03:42PM

The reaction to the Obama Administration's decision to send Vice Talker Joe Biden to China on a supremely delicate diplomatic mission was pretty universal: Fuck! Please please please tell us that he didn't terrify them with awkward jokes about their large holdings of U.S. Treasuries?

This Week in Commenter Executions: The F-Word

Brian Moylan · 08/19/11 03:38PM

There aren't too many things that offend us here at Gawker, so when something does offend us, it's pretty serious. This week we're banning someone who dared to use the F-word. No, not "fuck." The other F-word.

Do Not Name Your Wifi Network 'FBI SURVEILLANCE VAN'

Adrian Chen · 08/19/11 02:27PM

It is important for everyone to express their creativity and sense of humor. But does asserting your individuality really need to involve giving your wifi network a wacky name? And do you really need to call it "FBI SURVEILLANCE VAN?" You're freaking me out.

Americans Hate America

Hamilton Nolan · 08/19/11 02:10PM

Americans: what are they fed up with now? Mexicans? Thuggish pro athletes? All those potholes? Well, let's see, sez here... America itself.

Jersey Shore: Twincest

Brian Moylan · 08/19/11 01:00PM

The penal codes in Florence, Italy, are different from those in America, so it appears that a set of twins engaging in intercourse with the same man is not only legal, but encouraged. But with these Terrible Twins, it seems the crew of the most important sociological experiment of our time has finally met its match.

Could Arianna Huffington End Up Running AOL?

Ryan Tate · 08/19/11 11:53AM

AOL chief Tim Armstrong could certainly be forgiven for handing off control of the company. The problems at AOL were largely his creation, and recently growth largely that of his lieutenant Arianna Huffington. Pressure from the press is mounting. And, we hear, he has political ambitions.

Teen Girls Offering Their Virginity for Justin Bieber Tickets

Adrian Chen · 08/19/11 11:36AM

According to Mexican news outlets, the hysteria around Justin Bieber's upcoming Mexico City concert has reached such levels that a girl has even offered to trade her virginity for a ticket. Ladies, it's not worth it!

Rich Guys Can't Stop Throwing Zillion-Dollar Birthday Parties as America Crumbles

Hamilton Nolan · 08/19/11 11:04AM

No matter how many billions of dollars he accumulates, private equity billionaire Steven Schwarzman will never live down his ultra-lavish 60th birthday party in 2007, which now stands as one of the ultimate symbols of the excesses of the pre-recession gilded age of finance, and also of how Steve Schwarzman is a pretty unwavering prick. How are the finance titans of these post-recession times demonstrating that they learned their lesson. They're not! Trick question.

Jennifer Lopez Wages Silent War on Trash-Talking Cameron Diaz

Maureen O'Connor · 08/19/11 10:53AM

J.Lo and Cameron are filming a movie together and "the tension is thick." Gerard Depardieu explains why he peed in an airplane's aisle. Jesse James and Kat Von D are back together. Leo and Blake are shopping for a house. TGIFriday gossip.

Which Actor Has a Secret Marijuana Farm?

Brian Moylan · 08/19/11 10:07AM

This A-lister owns property where he grows his own strain of weed. This reality show contestant is secretly married and this actress is a terror to everyone on set. Maybe she just needs to smoke some of that special Hollywood kush.