crime

Inside Dominique Strauss-Kahn's Post-Check Out Pauper Lunch

Jeff Neumann · 06/27/11 02:35AM

According to one of Dominique Strauss-Kahn's lawyers, just after the alleged incident with a hotel maid the Frenchman had lunch with his daughter in Manhattan. Now the Times has the details. It seems that DSK and his daughter ate at McCormick & Schmick's Seafood Restaurant on West 52nd Street — a chain restaurant. How uncivilized.

Spy Found Dead in Duffel Bag Was Maybe Killed by Russian Mob

Max Read · 06/26/11 01:34PM

Well, isn't this how it always happens. Just as we were finished up the third draft of Queen and Country, our adaptation of the mysterious stabbing death of maybe-gay MI6 agent Gareth Williams, it turns out he probably wasn't murdered by a gay lover and stuffed and locked inside a duffle bag as part of an elaborate sex game! The new theory, the Daily Mail reports, or, really, posits, is that Williams was killed by the Russian mafia, on whom he may have been spying as part of a top-secret mission concerning money laundering.

Accused Shoplifter Demonstrates Least-Effective Way to Evade Cops

Lauri Apple · 06/25/11 04:05PM

On Wednesday, Ashlie Marie Carter allegedly stole some underpants and other junk from an Orem, Utah store and evaded the long arm of the law. On Thursday, she showed up to court for an unrelated, alleged misdeed, and basically ran into the long arms of the law—which warmly embraced her.

Wanted: Murder Suspect With Unusual Enhancement

Lauri Apple · 06/25/11 01:09PM

Technological advancements have made police sketches more realistic than ever, but judging from this sample portrait there's still some room for improvement. Unless the real-life version of this simulated murder suspect wears a spaceship made of yarn on his head?

Strauss-Kahn Accuser Seeks Other Victims

Remy Stern · 06/24/11 03:15PM

A lawyer for Dominique Strauss-Kahn's accuser is looking in France for other women the ex-IMF chief may have assaulted or harassed. Journalist Tristiane Banon, who accused Strauss-Kahn of violently assaulting her in 2002, won't be among them. [Jezebel]

'King of Infomercials' Don Lapre Arrested

Jeff Neumann · 06/24/11 05:31AM

Have you seen this man, in the video above? If you watched television in the middle of the night during the 90s then you probably have! He's Don Lapre, professional TV con artist and the American Dream draped in a pastel polo shirt, and he was arrested last night in Arizona after a 24-hour run as a fugitive. On Wednesday, he didn't show up for his arraignment on charges of "conspiracy, mail fraud, wire fraud and promotional money laundering" connected to his marquee product, The Greatest Vitamin in the World. Shockingly, his product wasn't actually The Greatest Vitamin in the World, but rather it was a scam that netted him $52 million from over 220,000 gullible people.

Guy Who Says God Told Him to Break Into Home and Smash Statues Looks Like This

Seth Abramovitch · 06/24/11 03:04AM

This is Levon Sarkisyan's mugshot. The Connecticut native was arrested for breaking into a stranger's home, telling the owner that God made him do it, and then proceeding to smash statues of Roman soldiers and a marble table with a fireplace poker. Then he took a shower and dressed himself in the clothing of a deceased man who used to live there. When police took him into custody, he informed them that he'd smoked "a strange strand of herb."

Two Men Arrested in Seattle Terrorism Plot

Seth Abramovitch · 06/24/11 01:53AM

Abu Khalid Abdul-Latif (pictured), 33, of Seattle, and Walli Mujahidh, 32, of Los Angeles, were arrested and charged with plotting to attack a Seattle-area military enlistment office with grenades and machine guns, according to the U.S. Justice Department.

Fake Cowboy Shootout Investigation Will Take 'Months,' For Some Reason

Hamilton Nolan · 06/23/11 04:10PM

Last week, three tourists watching a staged "Old West"-style gunfight in the South Dakota tourist town of Hill City were shot. Like, actually shot! One of those victims was Carrol Knutson, a visitor from Minnesota. And if there's one thing Carrol Knutson knows, it's this: she was shot by a god damn bullet. "Hospital staff told her a bullet shattered her fibula," for one thing. So she just, you know, came to that conclusion. Whoa there, little lady!

Google Under Investigation for Being Evil

Ryan Tate · 06/23/11 12:38PM

Google is about to be officially investigated for being evil. The Federal Trade Commission thinks its search engine may have violated antitrust law, and that Google may be a bully to the core. Review some potential supporting evidence below.

'Spiritual Warrior' Found Guilty in Sweat Lodge Deaths

Jeff Neumann · 06/23/11 04:16AM

New age "guru" and friend of Oprah, James A. Ray — who charged people $10,000 to enter his Arizona sweat lodge of death, resulting in the deaths of three people in 2009 — was found guilty of negligent homicide yesterday.

Man Named Guy Fowlkes Blows Up Florida Fireworks Stand

Seth Abramovitch · 06/22/11 11:32PM

Remember, remember the ... 21st of June? That's the day a 33-year-old fireworks tent employee from Orlando, Fl., went a little bonkers, detonating everything in the tent after an altercation with his pregnant girlfriend. His name is Guy Fowlkes.

Pimping Professor Ran Cyber Prostitute Ring as 'Hobby'

Maureen O'Connor · 06/22/11 05:25PM

Physics professor David C. Flory, of Fairleigh Dickinson University, is in police custody after he was arrested on 40 counts of promoting prostitution. The allegedly pimping professor was nabbed while sitting at a Starbucks in Albuquerque.