A Facebook source disputed a widely quoted report that showed the social network was losing active users in the U.S. Facebook is still cool, it swears!

According to a CIA spokeswoman, the Lulz Security hack attack that took down the CIA's public website for several hours yesterday was no big deal. But... what about cyberwar!

Republican presidential candidate and history buff Michele Bachmann has signed a deal with Penguin Group USA to write a memoir. It will be called America of Heart or Rogueish Goer or My Father's Flag or The Coming Battle With the Mormon Horde or somesuch and come out this fall, roughly one year before her election as 45th president of the United States.

Well, it's over: Rep. Anthony Weiner announced his resignation without his pregnant wife, Huma Abedin, at his side. He was interrupted repeatedly by determined hecklers and sped out of the room after his four-minute speech.

After nearly five months of rehabilitation in a Houston hospital, Rep. Gabrielle Giffords was released yesterday, and is living at her husband Mark Kelly's home in the suburbs of Houston. She'll now begin an outpatient rehab program at the same hospital. The Arizona Republic spoke to Kelly yesterday:

Today we heard the happy news that Natalie Portman gave birth to a son yesterday. Good for her! It's rather amazing that she did it actually, one commenter points out.

Word continues to leak out about why Newt Gingrich's campaign fired him last week, and the answer continues to be: Callista Gingrich.

The notorious meat dress Lady Gaga wore to the MTV Video Music Awards is going on display at the Rock 'N' Roll Hall of Fame this summer. Wait, it hasn't rotted yet? Will it have a special refrigerated case?

Do you know what is causing climate change, destroying rainforests, and drowning polar bears? Yes, it's your DVR! OK, it's not that bad, but did you know that DVRs in this great nation of ours use as much electricity as the entire state of Maryland?

The Broadway shitsplosion Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark finally, finally, officially opened last night, meaning this morning the (new) reviews came in. So where'd all that tweaking and Julie Taymor firing get them? Nowhere good, it seems.

Today TMZ released something far worse than anything Anthony Weiner accidentally Tweeted: a shirtless photo of Newt Gingrich. The corpulent pastiness is enough to give you nightmares! What's even worse is that corpulent pastiness belongs to Newt Gingrich.

Natalie Portman had a son last night, officially making her the world's hottest mother. Also today: A scary plot to murder the singer Joss Stone, Nicolas Cage owes us a house, and lots of royal couple news.

Robert Ross, a former member of the Main Street Mafia Crips Gang in L.A., testified in court yesterday that seven other men from the gang abducted and robbed him in 2008 while trying to get their hands on a Shaquille O'Neal sex tape that Ross claims he has.

House Majority Leader John Boehner is calling for Anthony Weiner's resignation. This does not bode well for Weiner, as even his fellow penisy-named congressmen have left his side!

The little lady's got some heat on her, fresh off of one hit and onto a potential second one. Also today: Tom Cruise likes 'em big, two actors join the fight against the zombies, and J.Lo might J.Go.

James Franco found some time in his packed schedule for his most recent snobby art project: a photo exhibit at the Venice Biennial. It features pictures of models Agyness Deyn, Natalia Bonifacci, and Imogen Poots dressed up to look like James Dean.

If you lock your iPhone behind a passcode, there's a good chance you've chosen from one of just 10 extremely common combinations. It's time to switch to something that actually protects your data.

Fox Business host Eric Bolling, the guy who this week expressed concern over President Obama hosting "hoodlums" in the "hizzy," and who just weeks ago worried about "Obama chugging 40s", has apologized for getting "a little fast and loose with the language."

Just five days before their wedding, Playboy founder Hugh Hefner's latest fiancee, Crystal Harris, 25, called off the ceremony.

Ross Matthews, Jay Leno's former dandy jester turned Chelsea Lately panelist, recently lost a bunch of weight. Good for him! How'd he do it? Through terrible shame. Terrible shame instilled in him by none other than diamond willow reed Gwyneth Paltrow.