[Mischa Barton refuses to stare into Donatella Versace's cleavage at the Whitney Museum Gala Studio Party at the museum last night. Image via Getty]

Ali Wise, the former Dolce & Gabanna publicist who got in a bit of trouble for hacking into the voicemail of anyone dating her ex-boyfriends, has been charged with four felonies. The true extent of her craziness is absolutely crazy.

Gambino family hit man Robert Mormando had something to share in court yesterday. He's gay and he wanted everyone who was at his sentencing for involvement in a 2003 shooting to know it.

Carrie Prejean and her breasts are headed to court. The ex-beauty queen turned anti-gay activist is being sued by the organizers of the Miss California USA pageant who say they paid for her boob job.

[A mother smiles for the cameras outside the home of Richard and Mayumi Heene, the parents, who said today they're willing to turn themselves in on charges of staging the Balloon Boy hoax as soon as they're filed; via Getty]

[While escaping a pack of masked orgy attendees, director Terry Gilliam stumbles into actress Lily Cole on the red carpet of the Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus premiere in Rome yesterday. Image via Getty]

It was a big weekend for Gerard Butler. His movie Law Abiding Citizen opened at number two and he hosted Saturday Night Live. Too bad both of them sucked. And now he's on notice.

Endless joke/former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin has posted her resume on the middle-aged person social networking site LinkedIn. On her
LinkedIn page, Palin says she's interested in "job inquiries," "business deals," and "getting back in touch."

Campus shrinks say a record number of college students are seeking treatment for mental health issues and that their problems are more severe than ever. Are the kids alright?

Barack Obama is telling the feds to stop, like, totally freaking out, man, and take it easy on medical marijuana.

[A controversial new art installation by Ottmar Hoerl opened yesterday in Straubing, Germany, with 1250 garden gnomes—most painted black, but several painted gold—giving the Nazi salute. Image via Getty]

Remember when Bungalow 8 was the hottest place in town? Yeah, memories of those days can be a bit foggy. With the news that it's closing we're looking back on the glory days of the greats.

In your downright fraudulent Friday media column: A fakester is claiming to work for W, Forbes is losing a top editor and National Lampoon will help your weekend arrive sooner.

Oracle laid off hundreds of employees this year, and is expected to lay off thousands more. But that won't keep the business software company's CEO from taunting workers about his yacht. Don't you wish you had one, you broke-ass poor?

Page Six spotted Bob and Harvey Weinstein saying tearful goodbyes to 30 laid-off Weinstein Co. employees at a TriBeCa steakhouse recently. So goes the Weinstein Empire's slow, painful collapse.

Start the gossip trains, because blank-looking Rachel Bilson, who's engaged to Hayden Christensen, just tweeted "James Blunt — Goodbye, My Lover," which is one of those horribly sad breakup songs. Is their attractive love dead? We want answers! Update...

Ted Turner distanced himself from the media business in 2006, when he stepped down as vice-chairman at Time Warner, which previously bought his eponymous broadcasting company. And now envisions a magical world in which he again calls the shots.

As someone old enough to know who Bob Mackie is, I must say: I find live blogging to be rejuvenating: As you waste hours of your life doing it, you can take years off it at the same time!

We already introduced you to (kinda) socialite Sonja Morgan, but Bravo rocked our world this morning by announcing that they've added another lady to their cast of ditzy dames. So, who the hell is she?

[A gymnast whizzes past the camera while competing today at the Artistic Gymnastics World Championships in London. Image via Getty]