Six months ago, someone made a fake Sarah Silverman Twitter account. But this seems genuinely to be the comedian's work, what with all the facetious jewish jokes and invented profanities. (Click for highlights.)

["Twilight" star Kristen Stewart, center, amicably takes a photo with a fan at a bar in Vancouver, where band Sage Dill was performing; image via Splash]

Jonathan Jaxson—world's worst publicist, victim of Perez Hilton's sex cons—is so over all this bullshit celebrity culture. (Well after the rest of us!) Still needing cash, though, he's got a book proposal.

Bad news for Fox Atomic, good news for power-mad Ari Emmanuel. Bad news for people who are wise to Dan Brown's tomfoolery, and good news for those who aren't. Plus, the good/bad on pilot season.

A teen reigns at the box office once again, this time though, it's a boy! Plus politics and newspapers don't resound too much with audiences, nor do dark Taxi Driver-esque mall comedies.

Today we have a greedy young starlet, a jealous Tweeter, a TV actor offering sex to a TV hostess, and a foreign actor on a sex and heroin junket-launched bender. Just like in America's Sweethearts.

Rubina Ali was plucked from the slums of Mumbai to star in Slumdog Millionaire, which went on to be a smash hit around the world. Too bad absolutely nothing good came of that!

Arrested Development was, sadly, cancelled after three seasons. If you're already tired of re-watching the Fox series free on Hulu, it sounds like you might check out Sit Down, Shut Up's debut Sunday night.

Every week, some poor celebrity has to do the talk-show rounds to promote some new movie. This week, it was Zac Efron who used the opportunity to explain why he is an icon of heterosexuality.

Jeff Zucker's division made about half as much money last quarter as it did the year before. So to judge by the upward-failure arc of his career, he'll be running GE in about three weeks.

Mike Tyson shows his sensitive, cheery side at last night's L.A. premiere of documentary Tyson, which director James Toback has said is about the "regeneration, reconstruction and rehabilitation of a great spirit." Pic via Getty.

NBC has shockingly ruined the integrity of its dramatic show Chuck by allowing Subway what is perhaps the most blatant (and therefore laughable!) product placement in network TV history. Mmm, smell that chicken teriyaki.

Egad what a lame bunch of blinds this morning. There is a rapper who sweats too much, two vain actors, and the aforementioned drunk.

Is it awkward being an outspoken liberal actress on 24, the show so obscenely and corrosively torture-happy that the dean of West Point said its brutal fantasies were poisoning the minds of young soldiers?

State of Play—a political thriller about a dogged reporter uncovering... a conspiracy—may be the last Hollywood movie to feature a hero journalist. Because, you know, that industry is dying.

[Keira Knightley on the set of "Never Let Me Go" in the English countryside; image via INF]

We think we've figure out Twitter's big news tomorrow: Oprah Winfrey is joining Twitter. Here's the evidence.

The fuck? The long-threatened veto was finally exercised last night. On Lil! Wait, no. On Gokey! Oh, hm, not that either. On Matt Giraud. Really, Irdol? A season's worth of build-up for... Matt Giraud.

The Golden Girls go global, Jennifer Jason Leigh takes another interesting role, old timers get reality shows, and Jenny Lumet probably won't be teaching next semester.

Today we have only two sad little items. One about a comedian who's doing drugs, shockingly. The other is about, well, an actor who's doing drugs. But it's research for a role. So.