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Alice's Computer-Created Wonderland

Richard Lawson · 07/22/09 02:54PM

Curiouser and curiouser! A teaser trailer for Tim Burton's Johnny Depp-as-Mad-Hatter Alice in Wonderland has been released at last. And it's... sigh... a bit disappointing. Just because it looks CGI'd and 3D'd to within an inch of its life.

Which Hotel Heir Is Slumming It With a Reality Star Beau?

Richard Lawson · 07/22/09 08:45AM

Today we have a young... baron (?) of the hotel industry puttin' the blocks to some hunky reality star, a TV actress who is cheating on her hubby, and a power couple that's splitting up and moving on.

Don Draper Would Not Approve of AMC Mad Men Pitch

Natasha VC · 07/21/09 01:20PM

There are so many great things about Don Draper, but let's just choose one: his product pitches are so evocative. His vision and lyrical description imbues every product not only with a sense of luxury but a sense of necessity.

For Your Consideration! October Oscar Movies

Richard Lawson · 07/21/09 12:05PM

As lazy August gnaws at our edges, we can start expecting at least one thing: Autumn Oscar-candidate trailers. We've got two for you today! There's the much-ballyhooed An Education, a stuffy British trifle, and Amelia, a string-tugging biopic.

Which Actor Has a Serious Bear Fetish?

Richard Lawson · 07/21/09 09:35AM

Today we have a creeper who loves herself some Alice in Wonderland, a lonely sad actor who thinks he is very funny but he isn't, and an actor with some sort of serious bear thing.

Feel Daniel Radcliffe's Heartbeat

Natasha VC · 07/20/09 08:01PM

It is impossible not to squeal with glee upon watching one girl's Harry Potter fantasies come to life. See if you can pinpoint the exact moment when her heart explodes from joy.

Won't You Let Bob Weinstein Ruin Your Life?

Richard Lawson · 07/20/09 04:28PM

Bob Weinstein, silent-but-deadly snake-in-the-grass to brother Harvey's raging grizzly bear, is looking for a new assistant. The job is posted anonymously, but we know people who assure us it's him. It, uh... it sounds like a goddamned nightmare.