Fifty auditioners are in the running for "The Next Internet Millionaire." Since dot-com millionaire Joel Comm invited would-be millionaires to apply for a role on his show (competing for a $25,000 prize and a business gig), dozens of YouTube users have posted video auditions. But oh my god everyone, we have to save this show from being a boring contest between suit-wearing yawn-worthy business clones. Vote for these twelve characters to turn The Next Internet Millionaire into "Fear and Loathing on the Apprentice."