Sadly, as the show hasn't aired new episodes in seventeen years, we assume that the Fun Kit's makers have long exhausted their inventory; still, as we've always believed primetime's favorite butler was an otherworldy being dispatched from Heaven to bring happiness to his TV family—both onscreen and off— we're sending in our postcard anyway, confident that Lynn Aloysius Belvedere will somehow deliver us a magical birthday surprise from the great beyond. (Or, at very least, one of those totally sweet iron-on transfers.)