Man Pleads Guilty to Celebrity "Fappening" Hacks

Sam Biddle · 03/15/16 04:33PM

Ryan Collins of Pennsylvania will plead guilty to violating the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act as part of the celebrity iCloud breach known as “The Fappening” or “Celebgate” by the brave men of Reddit and 4chan who masturbated throughout. He faces up to five years in prison.

The New iPhone Is Set to Record You, Whether You Ask It To Or Not

Tom Scocca · 09/10/15 04:50PM

The new iPhones, Apple announced yesterday, will be set by default to automatically record a constant stream of sound and video whenever the camera app is in use, without the user pressing the shutter button and even if the camera isn’t set to take video.

Churlish Theatergoer Tries to Plug iPhone Into Broadway Set

Jay Hathaway · 07/06/15 02:45PM

Most people attend a Broadway show with the understanding that cellphones aren’t allowed, you should turn them off, and you won’t need them for the next couple of hours. Most, but not all. Not the guy who tried to plug his iPhone into the set (which is located on the actual stage, to which the entire audience is directing its attention) just before a recent performance of Hand to God.

Video Claims to Capture iPhone 6 Handoffs in Chinese Mafia

Dayna Evans · 09/20/14 10:15AM

Congratulations on buying your new iPhone—now give it to someone else. According to the video above, alleged members of the Chinese mafia are reaping the benefits of other people waiting in line to buy the new iPhone for them.

Kelly Ripa's iPhone Segment Was Just One Long Dick Joke

Jay Hathaway · 09/11/14 10:18AM

Apple's just-announced iPhone 6L is 5.5 inches long: enormous by smartphone standards, but not even adequate in the eyes of morning show size queen Kelly Ripa. You expect her to use that tiny thing? Really? You have no idea how huge her purse is.

Cord Jefferson · 09/20/13 05:29PM

Even if you were unwilling to battle it out in line or pay a homeless person to stand in line for you, you can still have an iPhone 5s right now if you're ready to pay through the nose: New iPhones are currently on Cragislist for $2,000.