Ewing is an NBA legend who played center for the New York Knicks from 1985 to 2000. He is the NBA's 15th all-time leading scorer with 24,815 points.

One of the country's best known and most prolific sportswriters, Lupica's best known for his columns for the Daily News. He's also the author of books like The Summer of '98: When Homers Flew, Records Fell, and Baseball Reclaimed America, How Sports Got Away From the Fans and How We Get It Back, Bump and Run, and Wild Pitch, as well as a handful of novels and children's books.

Hernandez was the star first baseman and resident cokehead for the New York Mets in the '80s. He's now a TV commentator for the team.

The owner of the most famous toupee on television, Marv Albert is the radio and television sportscaster best known for his signature catchphrase "Yeessss!" and for his part in a seamy sex scandal in 1997.

The man behind Welcome to the Dollhouse and Happiness, Solondz is the indie filmmaker responsible for moody flicks that focus on the grim underbelly of suburbia.

Formerly the pneumatic host of MTV's Total Request Live, Minnillo is married to Nick Lachey.

Waterston, he of the full-figured eyebrows and homespun charm, is a longtime theater and film actor who has spent more than a decade on Law & Order.

Ethan and his older brother Joel Coen are the filmmakers responsible for darkly quirky movies like Fargo, The Big Lebowski, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, and No Country for Old Men. His sister-in-law is Frances McDormand.

Joel and his younger brother Ethan Coen are the filmmaking duo responsible for movies like Fargo, The Big Lebowski, and No Country For Old Men. He's married to actress Frances McDormand.

Hubby to foxy sexagenarian Diane Sawyer, Nichols is the director responsible for The Graduate, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? and The Birdcage.

Oscar-winning actor Kevin Kline is best known for his roles in movies like The Big Chill and A Fish Called Wanda, his penchant for Shakespearean parts, and for reeling in '80s pinup Phoebe Cates.

West is a hip-hop superstar thanks to his radio-friendly hits and unconventional image and is notorious for flipping out when he doesn't get the respect he thinks he deserves.

A veteran Broadway choreographer, Marshall broke into the big time when he directed the Oscar-winning film version of Chicago.

The daughter of Robert Thurman, ex-wife of Ethan Hawke, and muse of Quentin Tarantino, Uma is a gangly actress and in-demand pitchwoman.

Once the king of electronica, Moby is better known these days for selling his tunes to the highest bidder, hanging out with socialites, and spouting liberal political views.

Keaton is Hollywood's sixtysomething envoy to the world of romantic comedies and Exhibit A whenever the industry counters the claim that it sends aging actresses out to pasture.

Lepore is a designer of ultra-feminine clothing, fragrances and shoes.

Aiello is best known for playing mobsters and paunchy Italian fathers, and for being confused with other Italian-American actors who also play such characters.

A gangly wise guy with a surprising liberal core, Alda is a joker with a heart of gold best known for his role as Hawkeye Pierce on M*A*S*H.

The pint-sized Lil' Kim is hip-hop's "Queen Bee" and the former boo of the late Notorious B.I.G.