Via her eponymous firm, Schelter dabbles in photography, marketing and design for the likes of Zac Posen and Victoria's Secret, but she's better known for her busy social calendar and prodigious party planning abilities.

Evans lets viewers know what meteorological mediocrities Mother Nature has in store for the tri-state region as the weatherman for WABC.

The former president of NBC News, Shapiro is the president of public television channel Thirteen/WNET.

"Did Eliot Spitzer get caught because he didn't spend enough on prostitutes?" Slate contributor Sudhir Venkatesh deserves credit for reporting that Spitzer's alleged $4,300 date was not premium pricing. But his generalizations are far too broad for such a diverse industry as Web-powered prostitution. Were I his editor, I'd have sent back these redlines:

Glass is America's most famous contemporary composer.

A social fixture and pal of Barbara Bush, Betts is the daughter of Chelsea Piers developer Roland Betts, a Bush BFF himself.

Celebrity neurologist Oliver Sacks is known for the non-fiction books that detail his cerebrally irregular patients, including The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat (featuring the most famous account of visual agnosia ever put to paper) and An Anthropologist on Mars. Now a professor of clinical psychiatry and clinical neurology at Columbia, he's since published Musicophilia: Tales of Music and the Brain.

The Times' personal technology columnist, Pogue is a demigod to gadget geeks everywhere and the closest thing the Gray Lady has to an internet celebrity.

Ritter delivers the grim, the banal, and the inane as the anchor of WABC's 6 p.m. and 11 p.m. broadcasts along with Liz Cho.

Berman is the former weekday sportscaster at WNBC, where he recited the Knicks and Yankees scores alongside Sue Simmons and Chuck Scarborough. However, he may be best known for his "Spanning the World," segments on the Today Show.

Huff monitors the slush and sunshine as the weekday meteorologist for WNBC.

Stahl has spent the last two decades on 60 Minutes, logging some quality time with Scott Pelley, Morley Safer, Steve Kroft, and the late Mike Wallace and Andy Rooney.

The daughter of restaurateurs—her family operates the Midtown eatery Fresco by Scotto—proud Italian-American Scotto co-anchors WNYW's Good Day New York with Dave Price.

Well-preserved local news icon Tong animatedly delivers regional headlines on WPIX's 10 p.m. newscast.

Fossella represented Staten Island, as well as a band of south Brooklyn including Bensonhurst, Gravesend, and Bay Ridge, as New York City's only Republican congressman from 1997 until 2009.

DeLillo is the author of a slew of critically-lauded, densely-written novels about American life including White Noise, Underworld, and 9/11-inspired Falling Man.

Anthony is co-host of the asinine radio show "Opie & Anthony," with fellow degenerate Gregg Hughes.

Hughes—or Opie as he's known to millions of listeners—is the co-host of "Opie & Anthony Show," the beyond-crass radio program that's a favorite of degenerates everywhere.

Painter/sculptor Katz is known for his brightly-colored canvases fusing figural, landscape, and abstract painting.

Barbara Gladstone is the owner of the renowned Gladstone Gallery and major art dealer.