[Diego Luna and Gael Garcia Bernal flank director Carlos Cuaron (brother of Alfonso) at the premiere of their film Rudo Y Cursi at the Tribeca Film Festival yesterday; image via Getty]

Masked men break into a home in Spain, tie up a woman, take her cash and jewelry. They start ransacking the bedrooms. Wait, who is that in the picture?

Julia Allison caught some flack for tweeting yesterday about Rosie O'Donnell's "knock-down drag out" fight with her wife Kelli, but O'Donnell probably didn't expect to keep the incident secret. She's neighbors with Allison, after all.

[Diners are served an alfresco meal at the summit of Latrigg, in England's Lake District, as part of the Keswick Mountain Festival; image via Getty]

Financial genius Lawrence Summers, the man who is saving our economy, fell asleep at a White House meeting today. Again!

The Weinstein Company keeps throwing out signs of having absolutely no money. The latest is a report that the company may have lost the rights to produce a sequel to Sin City.

[A tourist touches the Times Square ball in, um, Times Square, which has been made into the 'Earth Ball' in honor of Earth Day. Image via Getty

It's been quite a ride for Steven Rattner, from New York Times scribbler to investment banker to presidential adviser. But each passing day seems to undo his achievements a bit further.

[A Sotheby's London employee holds a painting by Tamara de Lempicka, from fashion designer Wolfgang Joop's personal collection, which is expected to fetch 800,000 pounds at auction in New York; image via Getty]

Someone made a mean comment about Meghan McCain, saying (accurately) that she has never accomplished anything. She got mad and posted an expletive-ridden and atrociously spelled—and wrong!—resume on Twitter.

New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman didn't have a column in yesterday's paper. Was it because the company that his wife's fortune is invested in went bankrupt last week, and he's too sad to type?

More bad news for Kelly Bensimon. A socialite gets engaged, and an actress turns 30. Plus the requisite Jennifer Aniston sadness news and word of Madonna's continued disgraces.

A monument commemorating slain civil rights leader Martin Luther King Jr. will be built on the National Mall this year. King's children are gouging the private foundation that is building it for nearly $1 million.

Mike Tyson shows his sensitive, cheery side at last night's L.A. premiere of documentary Tyson, which director James Toback has said is about the "regeneration, reconstruction and rehabilitation of a great spirit." Pic via Getty.

[Videos are projected on the walls and ceiling of Carnegie Hall last night during the intermission for the YouTube Symphony Orchestra, which was put together solely though online auditions; image via Getty]

Google, surprisingly, had an okay quarter, with revenues up 6 percent. This optimistic figure buried the bad news: Sales chief Omid Kordestani is stepping down.

There there, celebrity magazine editors: While Lindsay Lohan's rehab would slow the flow of gossip considerable, you could recoup your losses several times over with a Jennifer Aniston-David Schwimmer baby cover.

The New York Civil Liberties Union is suing the NYPD on behalf of a Queens man who was kicked out of a Yankees game when he tried to go potty during "God Bless America."

[People wait in line at the Farley Post Office in New York City to file their taxes today; image via Getty]

Woody Allen uses the word "tragic" four times in his front-page interview with the New York Observer. Also, "nihilistic," "dreadful," "sad," "malcontent" and "embarrassment." And that's before he gets going about the "appropriate police."