OK, maybe Rupert Murdoch really is serious about charging for online newspaper content, after all: The News Corporation chairman has reportedly dispatched his lieutenant to form some kind of newspaper pay-wall gang.

Goldman Sachs is taking the whole "bloodsucking squidmonster" thing pretty seriously. CEO Lloyd Blankfein is losing sleep over how to pay out $11 billion in taxpayer financed bonuses without catching hell from anti-Semites like everybody. Heavy weighs the crown.

[Chelsea was besieged by Ronsons last night as Samantha and Mark DJed at the launch party for sister Charlotte's new JCPenney clothing line. Image via Getty]

What, exactly, is McKinsey's strategy for cutting costs at Conde Nast? Having parsed today's worthless anecdotal evidence, we now know: Let Vogue do whatever she likes, and make the poor meek New Yorker staffers suffer to make up for it.

[A Jerusalem man dusts off the disco balls while decorating a street in preparation for the feast of Ramadan, which begins today. Image via Getty]

To the government, Kevin Mitnick was "the most wanted computer criminal in United States history." To the data-shuffling dimwits at AT&T, he's just a confused and annoying customer, who is totally making things up about his phone being hacked.

Some extraordinary communications have leaked to Bloomberg, showing Steve Jobs threatening his counterpart at Palm. It seems the Apple CEO — and supposed empowerer of creative workers everywhere — wanted to keep his workers locked down like so much chattel.

[Anna Wintour's stare keeps Sienna Miller on message at a screening of The September Issue last night at the Museum of Modern Art. A bonus after the jump—the closest Vogue will ever get to food. Image via Getty]

Fake reporter Jayson Blair! Did you know he was once a professional Amazon bookseller? It's true! And what is he doing these days? A reasonable guess would be, "Something involving drugs and shattered lives," and that would be totally correct.

[The characters from Candyland walked the earth when the world's largest version of the game took over San Francisco's curvy Lombard Street today. Image via Getty]

[Project Runway mascot Tim Gunn posed today in Manhattan with a roving pack of models who were promoting the show's switch from Bravo to Lifetime (which is on channel 62). Image via Getty]

Michael Jackson's personal doctor, Dr. Conrad Murray, is going to be arrested for manslaughter, possibly as early as next week. His personal dermatologist (and possible babydaddy), Dr. Arnold Klein, is also going down. Cable news is already licking its lips.

A sports story that could be of interest to even the non-athletically inclined: Is this superstar lady runner really a fella? And why does a "gender test" take "several weeks" to complete? What are they looking for down there??

So Anna Wintour is starting to "get the Web" amid McKinsey's rampage through Vogue and its parent company. How long, then, before the smartphone-tapping, runway-hopping editor jumps on Twitter? Because this can't be real. (UPDATE: It isn't.)

[In Union Square today, Skye Mazur found one of the few cool places in New York City today to play with her hula hoop; pic via Getty]

Harvey Weinstein is so desperate for Inglourious Basterds to succeed that he's flogging tchochkes on a tiny invitation-only web site for millionaires. Keep an eye out—you might just spot him on the street wearing a sandwich board.

[Fashion martyr Lady Gaga dons the traditional garb of a hood and wayfarers while on a pilgrimage through the streets of Jerusalem earlier today. Image via Getty]

Bryan Appleyard's lengthy Steve Jobs profile in the Times of London breaks no real news about the Apple CEO. And yet everyone's talking about it. Why? Because Apple tried so hard to stop the story.

[Australia's Next Top Model winner Tahnee Atkinson is at the center of 50 other models dressed up as Audrey Hepburn to hype the actress' 80th birthday during the Rosemont Sydney Fashion Festival. Image via Getty.]

[Television's queen of ridiculousness, Tyra Banks, created her very own flash mob of dancing girls in Union Square this morning to promote the fifth season of her talk show. Image via Getty]