• Dina Lohan has a television show in the works, and it sounds like some sort of morning talk show. Gosh, we hope she gives out parenting advice. [Star]
• And while mummy is busy furthering her own career, poor little Lindsay has a stalker. [TMZ]
• Meet Julius, the "porn foley artist." [YouTube]
• When publicists attack! Or spam! [Jack & Hill]
• Know your Frank Bruni, thanks to this handy kitchen flyer. [Eater]
• How to contact Evil — directly. [Animal]
• British tabloid and News Corp. property News of the World finds itself into a little phone-tapping mess. Just like our government, but without the terror. [WSJ]
• Queens gets fucked. Again. Why don't y'all move to Manhattan already? [Reuters]