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Mentally Challenged Man Kicked, Punched for His New GTA V Game
Lacey Donohue · 09/19/13 10:03PM
Sigh. Rohan Dawkins, 21, of Delray Beach, Florida went to a GameStop store on Tuesday to pick up his copy of Grand Theft Auto V. Dawkins, who attends a special needs transitional program for adults during the week, had been saving money from his weekend job at Home Depot to purchase the game. Over the past several weeks, he’d been regularly stopping by the store to pay for it in $10 to $20 installments.
Man Arrested For Performing Exorcism on 80-Year-Old Girlfriend
Lacey Donohue · 09/18/13 10:43PMMan Offers Free Football Tickets, Throws In Date with Hot Stepdaughter
Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/18/13 09:54AMMan Arrested For Beating Child to the Tune of "Blurred Lines"
Lacey Donohue · 09/17/13 07:16PM
A Florida man has been arrested is accused of striking an underage victim with a 30-inch metal switch to the tune of Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines.” Steven Grady Fillingim, 40, of Pensacola was booked into the Escambia County Jail on three counts of cruelty towards a child and is currently being held without bond.
Florida is Being Overrun By Herpes-Infected Monkeys
Gabrielle Bluestone · 09/14/13 01:36PM"You Won't Have a God Damn Bit of Coverage. Goodbye!"
Hamilton Nolan · 09/12/13 04:28PMFlorida Man Literally Arrested for Walking While Black
Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/12/13 04:27PMFlorida Pastor Arrested While Towing 2998 Kerosene-Soaked Qurans
Lacey Donohue · 09/11/13 08:59PM
A Florida pastor was arrested today, thus halting his Facebooked-plans to burn 2998 Qurans in a Mulberry park to “protest” the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks. Pastor Terry Jones, 61, and his associate Pastor Marvin Sapp Jr., 44, were just minding their own business driving a pickup truck towing a large grill filled with thousands of kerosene-soaked Qurans when they were pulled over and stopped.
Shellie Zimmerman's 911 Call: "He Continually Has His Hand on His Gun"
Cord Jefferson · 09/09/13 03:41PMOh Great, GhettoTracker Is Back and as Offensive as Ever
Nitasha Tiku · 09/05/13 03:10PMThe 30-something Tallahassee man responsible for GhettoTracker.com sure is a fickle fucker. In response to all the "negative baggage" that came with inviting users to mark off which ghettos to avoid—no actual crime data necessary—he relaunched as "Good Part of Town." Then he took down the site because segregating lower-income neighborhoods "wasn't worth the trouble." Now, he's back and as bigoted as ever!
Florida Man 'Preemptively' Kills Neighbors, Cites Bush Doctrine in Court
Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/05/13 09:45AMShitty Boyfriend Smears Feces on Girlfriend During Lovers' Spat
Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/04/13 12:48PMWhite Sheriff Scolds Black College President for Hosting Rap Concert
Hamilton Nolan · 09/03/13 10:08AMNaked and Hallucinating Florida Dog Walker Tasered 3 Times, Arrested
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Florida Couple Assaults Dunkin Donuts Worker with Gun Over Wrong Coffee
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/22/13 04:52PMFlorida Frat Used Facebook to Deal Drugs, Post Non-Consensual Nude Pics
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/21/13 03:20PMCup Noodles Bet Leads to Giant Juvenile Prison Riot in Florida
Taylor Berman · 08/18/13 06:17PM'Honest' Florida Panhandler Needs Help Buying Bigger Boobs
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/12/13 09:01AMMany panhandlers try the honesty approach when it comes to asking passers-by for spare change, but Florida panhandler Christina Andrews is hoping she'll stand out by taking honesty to the next level: TMI.