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Energy Drink Boosts Spirits, Weens

abalk · 06/06/07 09:15AM

The makers of Boost Plus Nutritional Energy Drink are surely offering up audible thanks to the Lord this morning, as the Post reports that a Harlem man is suing them because the protein shake gave him " an erection that would not subside." (After they pay up, they'll market the hell out of their boner-improving juice!) Christopher Woods of Harlem was victimized by the permadong, but he wasn't the only one to suffer: