Kari Ann Peniche, whose naked playtime with Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart we posted last week is going on E! to talk about the scandal. Meanwhile, her bosom bathing buddies hit the road to get out of the paparazzi's eye.

Tonight The Rachel Zoe Project returns to Bravo, which means that evil assistant Taylor Jacobson comes with it. There is a "Taylor" in every office making life hell for everyone, and for that, she must be punished.

Don and Roger both deal with dramatic changes to their home life, Ken goes on the offensive against Pete, the Brits ruin everything, and Peggy got laid. We always knew she'd be good in the sack.

Inglourious Basterds opened well! And since the flailing Weinstein Co. had mucho loot riding on this, they are saved! Right? No. Not really.

Apparently Hung isn't just our new favorite Sunday night distraction, it's a way of life for one lucky actor who is packing a huge endowment. Also try a barking actress, a spendthrift photographer, and a celeb pyro on for size.

Disney sent representatives and stars to last month's Comic-Con, but apparently the company isn't content with collective marketing, because they're launching their own event, the D23 Expo.

We noticed something queer about Mad Men this week. Well, actually, it was on last week's episode — and it has us scratching our heads over AMC's gay-related anxiety levels.

The search for Ryan Jenkins, who appeared on VH1's Megan Wants a Millionaire and was later accused of murdering his model wife, Jasmine Fiore, has come to a predictable, disturbing end: he's dead.

The trailer's up for Michael Lewis' first book to be made into a movie, The Blind Side. After the embarassing Moneyball breakdown, it must be relieving for Lewis to finally have something hit the screen. Too bad it looks terrible.

Achtung! Quentin Tarantino had his biggest weekend opening with Nazi-killin' epic Inglourious Basterds: $37.6M. Did opening weekend hijinks by the Weinsteins help? Or is it just that America loves them some Nazi movies? I think we love Nazis in movies!

So goes the beginning of today's Rush & Molloy column. They have three sources claiming that she was, in fact, a hooker and a madam. Who are they, and what're they saying?

Shutter Island, the buzzy Martin Scorsese/Leonardo DiCaprio collaboration about a detective who goes crazy visiting a creepy insane asylum, got pushed back from October to February by Paramount. Brad Grey's reasoning? "A very different economic climate." [Variety]

Gawker Paycheck Journalism: doing our part to bring more money into circulation, or something. Because even the darkest cloud has a silver lining, every sex tape leak has an upside to it. In this case: product placement for Big eTobacco.

The Bravo honcho played god with our emotions last night on his masturbatory talk show when he told the Republican babydaddy not to do porn. Wasn't it just last week that you told him to get nude to begin with?

And the trailer is really funny, but isn't that always the way. New Sensations' 30 Rock: A XXX Parody seems to get the comedy of our favorite sitcom, and the chick playing Tina Fey is pretty hot too!

We've read a lot of reviews of the new Tarantino movie, but our favorite so far came out today in Tablet. Basically it says the new movie would be better if Tarantino was Jewish.

Project Runway is all about vision and delusion. The vision to make a fabulous frock out of a pile of fabric. The delusion that people will like it. The vision to win. The delusion that it will actually happen.

Poor Kari Ann Peniche. Her naked romp with Grey's Anatomy star Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart has only been around since Monday and people are already forgetting her. First up, Dane's co-star Justin Chambers. Next, the world.

The trailer for Capitalism: A Love Story, Michael Moore's new movie, is here. It's about banks, and how they're bad, and how the working man can't get by any more. He tries to make a citizens' arrest of AIG. Ha-ha.

We're all scared of something. But the scariest thing of all: germs. They're invisible! They make you sick! Ew, don't touch me. Germs! Pass the Purell and give your complete attention to one lone mid-August blind item.