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Death Comes for Shrek: The Musical

Richard Rushfield · 10/22/09 12:27PM

Some goodbyes go on for a very long time. But the day does come when the train pulls out of the station. Live singing Shrek, memory-erased Eliza Dushku and Michael Jackson, it's time to take your seats.

Glee: We Could Have Danced, Danced, Danced All Night

Brian Moylan · 10/22/09 11:47AM

Do you know what it takes to get Slushie out of your hair? Patience, persistence, and Palmolive, that's what. We were soaking in two of those Ps, as the kids prepared for a frosty beverage right to the face.

Which Reality Star Wets the Bed?

Brian Moylan · 10/22/09 08:51AM

This fame whore got so pissed drunk that she pissed herself and her bedmate after hooking up. Also shameful, a husband cheating on his actress wife with her best friend, and a womanizing actor. Time to change the sheets.

Melrose Place: The No Point of Return

Brian Moylan · 10/21/09 02:10PM

Jo Reynolds came back last night as a celebrity photographer and her ego was as big as Annie Liebovitz's debt. And the future isn't much brighter for her or any of the denizens of this famous zip code.

The Hills: Text and Subtext

Brian Moylan · 10/21/09 01:04PM

It happened to Paris Hilton, and now Justin Bobby's cell phone has been hacked! The internet was abuzz today with all of the text messages he's been sending. We have the full transcript and a video!

The City: Sticking to the Party Line

Brian Moylan · 10/21/09 12:13PM

Due to an unfortunate circumstance involving cross-town traffic, we were not able to watch The City last night. Instead we had to piece together the action with party reports from our favorite freelancing society reporter.

Which Closeted Actor Uses His Dog to Pick Up Men?

Brian Moylan · 10/21/09 08:58AM

They call dogs man's best friend because all the gay guys love them. At least that's what this married celeb has found. Other things stars love: drugs, cheating, and getting women pregnant. Really, they're all dogs.

California Declares War on the Media

Richard Rushfield · 10/20/09 05:56PM

The battle between celebrity media and California has been a winking-frenemy-like affair since ancient times. But suddenly the gloves are off and the state seems hell bent on taking a sledgehammer to the skull of the Hollywood Press.

The Defamer Guide to Saving the Oscars

Richard Rushfield · 10/20/09 02:30PM

The show may or may not get higher ratings than the American Idol finale, but the subject of who will host and produce the 82nd Academy Awards telecast remains Hollywood's perennial obsession.

Facebook, as Cast by Hollywood

Ryan Tate · 10/20/09 01:25PM

It appears Aaron Sorkin has confirmed many of the casting choices for his upcoming Facebook movie. If only Silicon Valley were this good looking. There's someone from Gossip Girl, Melanie Griffith's daughter — even a very built male model.

Gossip Girl: Bi-Bi-Birdie

Brian Moylan · 10/20/09 12:29PM

The most amazing thing about Chuck Bass kissing a guy wasn't the kiss itself, but when he acknowledges that it wasn't the first time he kissed a dude. Wowza! Chuck's power increased tenfold now that he can seduce both sexes.

Which Television Set Is a Hostile Work Environment?

Brian Moylan · 10/20/09 08:55AM

Co-workers fight over money, status, and who took the last cup of coffee, they don't usually fight over girls. Well, these co-stars aren't your ordinary coworkers. Also punching the clock, a devious actor and a smitten singer. Get to work!