So the fellow who was so distraught about the reinprisoning of Paris Hilton? Professional celebrity heckler for the Jimmy Kimmel show! He had a few other things to say. As did Fox News' Shepard Smith, who referred to the whole sordid spectacle as "a mockery of justice." Also "great for ratings," although that part was probably off-camera.

The news that Paris Hilton is going back in the can has deeply divided our nation. While some feel that this is a sign that the system works and justice is truly blind to class and race distinctions, others, such as one fellow attending the press conference at which the court's decision was announced, had a slightly different, and quite vocal, reaction.