The Definitive Guide to Things I Will Never Write About Again

Tablets, notebooks, and netbooks—there are so many options for mobile computing these days. But which one is right for you? I have no idea! But it's my last day at Gawker!
Here is a list of things I will probably not have the time to cover at my new job.
- Conde Nast holiday parties.
 - Anyone who has ever dated Emily Gould or Julia Allison. (Besides, reluctantly, Harold Ford.)
 - Laurel Touby
 - Apple.
 - "The Celebrity-Industrial Complex"
 - Teen Hugging
 - "Hipsters"
 - How many Canadians there are in New York media.
 - Sadly, STAB BABY. I think I'll miss you most of all, STAB BABY.
 - Metropolitan Diary
 - Cary Tennis
 
