The Way We Live Now: Set Adrift on Memory Bliss. Or that could just be the choppy harbor waters under our new, floating raft home. We bought it with a microloan! Rats! Jesus! We're seasick hobos, now.

"The Waterpod" is basically a big garbage barge made of garbage upon which hippies live, floating in the New York harbor. It is allegedly an art project but we know what it is really: an aquatic hobo camp. Which would you rather, a 3,000 square foot rent-free trash raft or a McCarren park bench?

America's made the right choice.

Which is not to say one hippie's Waterpod has solved our recession. Not just yet, Charlie. It's still bad out there. Microlenders in India are just as bad as payday loan sharks. America is running out of sugar. Even
churches are union-busting.

So no, we're not saying that one buoyant pile of scrap wood with a composting toilet and geodesic dome is what the world requires to heal. We're just saying: those hippies probably have fun when they float out there and listen to PM Dawn...for no money down.

Don't lie and say this was not your jam.