I don't know. A show about the importance of marriage will soon be upon us, and it will educate us about the sanctity of blessed holy matrimony.

Some days, I've just about fucking had it with this country. Here's a new show, being produced in California, where gay people can't touch each other:

Production has already been completed on the pilot, which centers on a woman who is in her late 30s and is eager to get hitched. A group of friends and family are presented with five eligible men, and the group slowly picks off the guys until one is left standing.

As each man is booted out, the bride-to-be gets her first look ("Dating Game" style) at who she won't be marrying. By the end of the episode, she finally meets the guy she's going to marry — and the ceremony is held. Each week focuses on another potential coupling.

Beautiful, precious marriage! Those insensitive fuckheads. This is a disgusting country. [Variety]

Oh, but I love Italy. Here's a movie starring the vastly likable Gael Garcia Bernal and Amanda Seyfried, about them trying to find an old lady's (Vanessa Redgrave's) long lost boyfriend. With a R&J twist! Ole! [Variety]

Little miss Chris Pine has found post Star Trek movie work. He'll play a cocky young thing opposite Denzel's grizzled old thing in a Tony Scott (of course) movie about a runaway train full of explosions. If the train full of explosions reaches Area City, then everyone dies of explosions. Don't let the explosions train explode! I think that's actually the name of the movie. [THR]

Ken Kwapis (He's Just Not That Into Desperate Sad Women Who Over-Analyze Everything) is directing a movie about whales who get stuck in Alaska and then the Commies help out and everyone falls in love. It will be the Snow Dogs of 2010. And that's.... a guarantee. [THR]

Chandra Whoosiedaydee from Medicine and Weeping: A Series and Crapbox McGee from The Big Bang Theory will be the ones to tell you that you weren't nominated for an Emmy. Then they will be forced to marry each other. [Variety]

Oh heyyy girl! Wendy Williams' show has been picked up by BET, even though it's already being nationally syndicated. We'll watch it twice! [THR]