This is the biggest story yet to come rumbling out of the gate on this dreary Thursday. Paris Hilton, known reality TV empress and dater of Hills castoff Doug "the Frozen Burrito Heir" Reinhardt (LC totally dumped him!), has taken the show to task for being "fake" and "lame." Hm.

When asked if her cheddarblock boyfriend would appear on the MTV program again, Hilton issued the following self-referential statement:

The show is, like, so lame and fake. He doesn't even want to be a part of it. They make up relationships when they're not there, and he just thinks it's lame. I've never seen the show in my life. I have no idea what it's about. But he just thought it was cheesy.

(Had Paris said that he didn't want to be on the show anymore, Hilton would be both knocking The Hills and presaging the future of her relationship with the Burrito King of the Southland, but she didn't, so oh well, joke opportunity denied.)

Apparently what isn't cheesy, lame, or fake is Hilton's own MTV reality blergh (she does realize they're on the same network, right?), My New BFF 2, as Reinhardt will be appearing in several episodes of that Peabody-dismissed series.

[Us]