· Mortified LA: Doomed Valentine's Show offers an evening of epically humiliating romantic raconteurship. Misery loves company, especially around this time of year. At King King.

· Gonzo Hollywood journalist extraordinaire Mark Ebner presents and signs his new book, Six Degrees of Paris Hilton, at Book Soup.
· You love Mexican wrestling! You love burlesque! Ergo, you love Lucha va Voom. At the Mayan.