· American Gladiators alumnus Nitro — née Dan Clark — will share good, bad, ugly and 'roidally deranged tales from the old days while reading his new biography at Book Soup.

· Le Switch, Blank Blue and Les Blanks (we can't keep them straight either) are at Spaceland; Golden State is at the Viper Room.
· As per every Monday, you can screen your undistributed and/or unfinished and/or unheralded cinematic masterpiece for free at the Bungalow Club.