· The Silent Movie Theatre screens Ernst Lubitsch Musicals, from the silent film pioneer who combined his love of European operettas and his mastery of film to produce the first Hollywood musicals. Tonight: 1934's The Merry Widow.

· Italy's Klezmerata Fiorentina perform chamber versions of klezmer music. Top it off with some nice matzo ball minestrone soup, what could be bad, eh? At the Skirball.
· We lied. You have one more opportunity to pee on Snark author David Denby, at Vroman's.