Time to hit Payless: The last, lumbering, sushi-nibbling dinosaur of the conspicuous consumption era is getting a sequel!

E! reports that all key figures have signed on for a Sex and the City sequel, with shooting to begin "this summer with a release date sometime in summer 2010." New Line clearly has in this franchise a big taffeta cash register on their hands, and we doubt they'll stop until Sex and the City 8: The Varicosing, when the fabulously decrepit four are depicted applying lotion and exploring their own post-menopausal bodies in a bubble bath, while bemoaning the days when you could "still get a decent Cosmo for less that $48, and the Isadora Duncan-style of Greek dancing was still the rage."