· Be among the baffled public to help Josh Homme and Jesse Hughes work out their deafening joke-rock identity crises when the Eagles of Death Metal appear at The Music Box.

· We just can't imagine how a conversation called The Pluto Files: The Rise and Fall of America's Favorite Planet can go bad, especially when hosted at the library.
· And if you can imagine a superior alternative, it would probably be something along the lines of Explodity: An Evening of Transrational Sound Poetry out at the Getty Center.