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With Leno in primetime and Conan at 11:35, we'll need something to tide us over when The Daily Show is in reruns. HBO has thrown their hat in the ring, and luckily it involves nudity.
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Katie Morgan's Sex Tips: Questions, Anyone? [11 PM, HBO] - This adult-film-star-cum-Zack and Miri Make a Porno-supporting "actress" answers all of your bedroom questions while in the nude. We're not really sure what else to say here, other than we're hoping the out of work Sue Johanson doesn't follow suit.

The Day the Earth Stood Still [8 PM, AMC] - Make it The Night the Earth Stood Still by catching the original on AMC and rolling to the 12:10 AM screening at Arclight. The original isn't the most fun watch, but you will find your life enriched as you being to see how many television shows and movies reference this sci-fi classic. The first reference we always think of is Army of Darkness, but, scarily, the second is Grace Under Fire.
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30 Rock [9:30 PM, NBC] - Elaine Stritch returns tonight as the acerbic mother of Jack Donaghy (Alec Baldwin). If there's one thing 30 Rock is excellent at (there's a lot more than one thing), it's giving us just the right amount of crazy. The Elaine Stritch episodes are always very strong yet they know that there is such a thing as too much Elaine Stritch. Sorry, it's true. We would like to see more Pete Hornberger, though.

The Sarah Silverman Program [10:30 PM, Comedy Central] - In tonight's season finale, Sarah jokingly becomes engaged to her dog. After he saves her life though, she considers taking the engagement to her dog seriously. In what world can we nominate Brian Posehn for things? We would like to live in that world, because Artie Lange is probably king for life in that realm.
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Could You Survive? [9 PM, Discovery Health] - Here's a morbid twist on Biggest Loser: Out of shape people are tested against a potential disaster scenario. This week, some overweight people figure out whether or not they could survive an accident on water. The problem here is the ending: No one gets eliminated (or dies) at the end of the episode. Also, the would "could" is problematic? They should go the step further and make it Would You Survive? so we can see some results.