Our TiVo guilt has reached epic proportions and the DSM-IV was of little use in curing our shame, so we're going to spend the next 72 hours watching everything on the box, from a season of NCIS we've been deftly avoiding to a Meet the Press from May ("So, Ms. Bartiromo, where do you think the economy is headed this summer?"). There's only 19 shopping days left until Christmas/Kwanzaa and 16 until Hanukkah, so we'll do our shopping online and spend tonight watching holiday films featuring Full House alums.

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Moonlight & Mistletoe [9 PM, Hallmark Channel] - Candace Cameron Bure plays a young woman who must save her family's business, Santaville, with the help of her estranged father (Tom Arnold). We've seen this before and it's definitely not a good movie, but somehow we cherish the time we spent watching it.

Zach Galifianakis Live at the Purple Onion [1 AM, Comedy Central] - The Ellen dance-refusiast and Jason Priestley look-alike mixes his 2005 performance at the San Francisco nightclub with taped pieces, including an interview with his twin brother, Seth. This is one of the best comics working today, and though he'll occasionally take a role for the cash (What Happens In Vegas), his anti-comedy skills are second to none.

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What Not to Wear [9 PM, TLC] - We're hoping that this episode lives up to its amazing description: "A 42-year-old divorcee (Tami) trades her sloppy wardrobe that's fit for a teenage boy for one that suits a successful career woman." Getting to the top of your industry while still dressing like a teenager? Someone's been taking style advice from Mark Cuban.

The Family Holiday [9 PM, Lifetime] - To paraphrase Alanis: We're here to remind you, of this mess of a film starring Dave Coulier. Uncle Joey plays Donald "Doc" Holiday, a hustler who hires a fake family so that he can receive his multi-million dollar inheritance. It's not long before an investigator catches on and attempts to break up his familial bliss. How will Doc regain everyone's trust in the third act? Puppetry and impressions, we hope.

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Greatest Holiday Moments: TV and Film Countdown [8 PM, NBC] - Here's a Christmas movie suppository for those of you without the time to rewatch the classics this month. If you can't make it to Cleveland or will not be near TBS on Christmas, at least you can watch a few snatches tonight.

Don't Forget the Lyrics [9 PM, Fox] - We're some of the biggest Eddie Money fans in the world, (especially "Gimme Some Water"), but we can't abide our musical idols going on this lame show even if it is for charity. Eddie's daughter joins him in performing "Baby Hold On" which is fine, but we can't help thinking that in 20 years, we're going to be watching (on a holographic cube that can be seen and smelled) John Mayer do the exact same thing on another boring Fox show.