There may not be a fresh posting on Turkey Day, but you can bet we'll be sitting in front of the television instead of explaining to various aunts and uncles what blogs are and why we don't shower very often. For Thursday, if you can somehow avoid sports and stay awake despite consuming a half box of wine and a full pound of turkey, check out Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew [10 PM, VH1]. Mary Carey stops by to encourage the group and Jeff Conaway ruins more of his relationships with other humans. If you aren't thankful after watching former addicts with weird skin get clean, then you're too far gone. As for Wednesday, we've got tonight, why don't you stay? WATCH Rosie Live [8 PM, NBC] - Rosie hits the boards in her triumphant return to NBC. Her stint playing the straight woman to the short guy on Little Britain USA did nothing to quench the whole lacka Rosie in our lives. Joining Rosie are a bunch of entertainers who could never hope to upstage her: Ne-Yo, Kathy Griffin, Harry Connick Jr., Clay Aiken, Jane Krakowski, Alec Baldwin, and Liza Minnelli. OK, Liza could steal the show, but Rosie would be fine with that.

Stylista [9 PM, CW] - Last week, Anne Slowey's doom phrase ("You're just not the right fit") hit an exceptionally poignant chord as plus-sized contestant, Danielle, was kicked to the curb after having a nervous breakdown when none of the clothes in the Elle closet fit her. This week's episode is a compilation of never-before-seen footage of the contestants including a poetry slam, freak-outs and fashion no-no's. TiVo Top Chef: New York [10 PM, Bravo] - Given that we dislike the Foo Fighters and usually side with Courtney in all the Nirvana folderol, we're definitely going to skip most of this episode where the chefs prepare a Thanksgiving feast for the band at a tour stop in Syracuse. We can always check Gawker's live blog if we miss something. KILL

World Magic Awards [8 PM, Check your local listings] - As much as we love Neil Patrick Harris, we will not abide this nonsense. Magicians and special guests include Ed Alonzo, Franz Harary, Lance Burton, Greg Gleason, the Amazing Johnathan, Hans Klok, Kirby and Bambi Vanburch and Florian Zimmer. Unless you go to Vegas a lot, none of these names mean anything. Awards will be given in 13 categories including original cabaret magic, stage magician, teenage magician, escape artist, class magic, contemporary magic and magician of the year. The "Creepiest Facial Hair" category was eliminated last year after a thirteen man run-off caused problems.