· The CW dumped its Sunday night Media Rights Capital time buy, an experiment in third-party programming gone awry. From now on, all their schedule outsourcing will go to tween drama factories in India, with Rumor-Mongering Child Goddess and Maa Tujhhe Salaam 813223 set to premiere mid-January. [Variety] · SAG and the studios will meet in a marathon negotiation session—their first in four months—which should give them plenty of time to quibble over Hulu residuals as workmen repossess the desks, chairs, and office supplies around them. [Variety] · Universal inks a deal with the estate of Robert Ludlum that would give them exclusive rights to any more Bourne books coming down the pipeline, including but not limited to The Bourne Code, The Bourne Diet, and The Bourne's Just Not That Into You. [Variety] After the jump: Which former SNL shlub is now channeling some Justin Therouxesque, bespectacled sex appeal?

· Wait a second—THAT's Horatio Sanz? Geez, leaving SNL must make you hotter. [THR] · Timothy Olyphant will star in the remake of George Romero's The Crazies. He was totally crazy in Live Free or Die Hard, so this is perfect casting! [THR]