There's a lot of great television tonight, and with three weeks until Thanksgiving, you should probably start slowly working mood stabilizers into your diet in preparation for family members asking you to explain why you haven't succeeded yet. WATCH Wu: The Story of the Wu Tang Clan [8 PM, BET] - This doc by Gerald K. Barclay purports to have rarely seen footage from the golden age of the Wu - 1993-1997. What were you doing in 1994? We were driving around in our green Ford Taurus bumping "C.R.E.A.M." Sadly, we are still driving that Taurus. Happily, we are still representing the Wu.

30 Rock [9:30 PM, NBC] - As relentlessly advertised, Jennifer Aniston, arbiter of coolness, guest-stars as Jack's (Alec Baldwin) creepy stalker. Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew [10 PM, VH1] - We feel bad encouraging people to watch this melange of zeppelin-wrecks, but we hope that any uptick in publicity increases whatever traction Gary Busey's "Buseyisms" book might already have. Hopefully hallucinogenic ink technology has been created before it goes to press. TiVo Kitchen Nightmares [9 PM, FOX] - Gordon Ramsay shuts down Fiesta Sunrise, a disturbingly unsanitary Mexican restaurant in West Nyack, New York before making it over. We've been to West Nyack and no one even goes to this place, clean or not. But we like English-accented yelling.

Late Show with David Letterman [11:35 PM, CBS] - Bruce Willis, Sia - Bruce Willis always brings the crazy on Letterman, whether he's wearing an orange suit, jumping off the roof of the Ed Sullivan Theater, promoting his self-Heimlich technique, fireworks line or coffee chain or working a Donald wig. KILL Renovation Realities [9:30 PM, DIY] - Home makeover shows have retro-volved to the point that there is now a show covering real people who don't know what they're doing attempting to renovate their houses. Look for more of this amateur shit as production budgets shrink and society crumbles.

L.A. Ink [10 PM, TLC] - Kat Von D and her fellow tattoo artists attempt to quit smoking by getting hypnotized. One of the things we hate is when reality shows feature challenges that just create more problems. If anyone was really serious about quitting smoking, they'd take some Bupropion SR and overeat for a few weeks.