Expectations are high for the next administration, but they're even higher for your work and personal life. Spoilers below! If today - November 10 - is your birthday: It's time to make some hard decisions with your primetime lineup. It's like deciding which child you love more - only harder - because you love your actual daughter a lot more than any of those step-kids. Scorpio (October 24 - November 21): That long distance relationship can be difficult to endure, especially when you're both so career-focused. Either break it off or consider moving, because driving from Venice to Silver Lake is killing your Miata. More star signs after the jump!Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21): Trying to juggle all of those projects - album, clothing line, reality show - has stressed you out beyond belief. Close the blinds, turn off your phone and combine a couple medications — your troubles/pulse will melt away.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19): It's not the biggest role ever, but in this dreary economic climate your next booking could be your last. Granted, you're dressed like a pig and selling ribs, but at least Amy Adams won't steal your scenes. Aquarius (January 20 - February 18): All that marching and shouting and protesting is wearing you down. Steer that next Prop. 8 rally towards a KooKooRoo - the Original Chicken Sandwich will fuel your civil disobedience for another couple hours. Pisces (February 19 - March 20): Pisces is the sign of the fish, and the sea will figure prominently in this week's love forecast. Make a date with that cute producer for a sunset stroll on the beach: The more you put out, the more receptive he'll be to your vision for the series. Aries (March 21 - April 19): You often question whether this screenwriting dream is worth the time away from your family and friends and the potentially worthless creative sacrifices with very little pay-off. Do some more of that this week. Taurus (April 20 - May 20): Sure, you screwed up the call sheet and forgot to send a driver for the lead, but at least you got digits from that blonde grip with nice bags. Life is too short to worry about current or future income.

Gemini (May 21 - June 21): Drop the whole "brave face" thing. You're hurting from being laid off by the studio and your thrice-daily visits to Pink's are not helping your complexion. Cancer (June 22 - July 22): Avoiding your boss is the right strategy after the miserable weekend B.O. of that comedy you EP'd. Before going into hiding, have HR change your contact information and phone number. This'll give you two days head start. Leo (July 23 - August 22): Rush, rush, rush! You thrive on frenzy and chaos. Rather than taking it down a level, ratchet it up. This might require hard drugs, but your assistant has excellent black market connections.

Virgo (Augut 23 - September 22): The persona of Jimmy Fallon, a fellow Virgo, will show you the ideal lifepath this week. Feel free to break character and go with the moment, even if your laughter disrupts the established world of the sketch. Libra (September 23 - October 23): The winds are changing this week, bringing in new hope for your editing career and a high pressure system from the North.