Sure, there are other things on TV tonight, but the election is not like the Super Bowl. Bragging about how you didn't watch the results to catch up on your Netflix as some sort of hipster protest will not win you any friends. Our Founding Fathers are already spinning in their graves because a minority could be President. Don't make them spin faster with your apathy. WATCH Election Night in America [3 PM, CNN] - You have a lot of choices for election coverage - Couric, Williams, Hume, some dude with white boy dreads on MTV - but CNN is where it's at. From John King's interactive map to Anderson Cooper's perfection in all aspects of being, the network is pulling out all the stops tonight. If this election is as lopsided as we hope, you'll want to be awake to watch Wolf Blitzer climax in his slacks as he excitedly tallies the electoral map when someone reaches 270.TiVo

Rocky II [8 PM, AMC] - Does anybody ever get sick of seeing the Italian Stallion propose to Adrian at the zoo? Not a bad feat of counterprogramming for AMC, appealing to voters who want to watch a white guy win tonight, even though he has to go lefty to do it. Rookies [10 PM, A&E] - If there's one thing better than cop shows, it's a show where the cops don't know what they're doing. Rookies features police officers fresh out of the academy, patrolling the streets for the first time. In tonight's double serving of Rookies ruckus, we'll see how the newbies deal with a hit and run, field training and one of the worst drug neighborhoods in Jefferson Parish, Louisiana. KILL

27 Dresses [9 PM, HBO] - We've loved James Marsden ever since he co-starred in that awkwardly-titled, straight-to-video Joanna Kerns vehicle, No Dessert, Dad, Till You Mow the Lawn, but even he can't save Katherine Heigl's latest attempt to play a non-bitch on the big screen. MANswers [11 PM, Spike] - This show attempts to answer questions that we don't care about and are pretty sure have already been answered, like how fast does sperm travel and how to know if a person dressed as a woman is actually a man. If you can only absorb pseudo-knowledge from a television show featuring an overexcited male narrator and skimpily clad-females, then watch Telemundo. Their chicks are hotter.