So maybe you did your partying last night, or that movie brat costume didn't come together. Open all your candy up in a bowl, grab a fork and order in some insulin. WATCH Gangland [9 PM, History Channel] - Learn about some of America's most notorious gangs through frightening interviews with former, present and incarcerated gang members (blurred faces, distorted voices), stock footage and ultra-serious narration. We declined to be interviewed for this episode, as our gang concentrates more on trying new flavors of Ben & Jerry's than brutal intimidation tactics and proliferating fear. But we're working up to those things.

20/20 [10 PM, ABC] - Election Day is Tuesday, so there are not going to be too many more opportunities to hear Governor Sarah Palin say words like "terrorist" or "patriot" or "manifestation." Tonight, she sits down for a face-to-face with Elizabeth Vargas. TiVo

Storytellers [8 PM, VH1] - Snoop Dogg discusses his writing process, random life experiences and performs some hits. Your parents told you that smoking weed and advocating violence would get you nowhere. Well, it got you nowhere, but it made Snoop D-O-Double G into one of the most important pop artists of our generation. The Soup [10 PM, E!] - Joel McHale raps about the latest celeb gossip. Check in to see if E! has borrowed any Defamer clips. KILL The Suite Life on Deck [8 PM, Disney] - During a jaunt over to Greece, a tour guide hits on Bailey (Debby Ryan). Cody (some sort of Sprouse) does not appreciate that. We had no idea that a The Suite Life of Zack & Cody spin-off debuted last month. Instead of running amok in a hotel, now the boys live on cruise ship where they rarely study, deliver ham-handed one-liners and get progressively not cuter every second.

Fun with Dick and Jane [9 PM, TBS] - There are literally hundreds of Halloween/scary movies TBS could have shown tonight (Ernest Scared Stupid, anyone?) but instead they roll this out. After Dick (Jim Carrey) loses his job, he and his wife (Tea Leoni) turn to robbery to maintain their upper-middle class lifestyle. When Tea Leoni wasn't sending erotic text messages, apparently she was making movies that we don't like.